MATT's definitions

the money maker

it is a sexual act where the man rubbs the womans clit between your thumb and your middle finger and pointer finger, using and up and down motion, this stimulates the woman and brings her closer to orgasm

man the other day i licked tanners moms pussy, then i finished her off with the money maker,

by Matt September 8, 2006

noodling

the act of taking a noodle from a pool, and driving around stalking people, then attacking them with the noodle

Noodle that bitch! hell yeah

by matt November 18, 2004

butt toast

Flatulence. Used in the Descendents song "Enjoy".

I queefed, enjoy
Smell my bombs, enjoy
Make the most of my butt toast
Enjoy, my good friends, enjoy

by Matt September 12, 2004

linux

Most Linux users understand the ups and downs of all OS possibilities. Linux is lacking in some areas (ie. gaming and ease), but is slowly making it's way into the home. It has the potential to be more stable and secure if you know what you are doing with it. I have found a happy medium. I use Slackware Linux 9.1 for servers and web browsing, MacOS 9.1 for graphics, and Windows XP for gaming.

The closed minded spend too much time hating those that oppose them.

by Matt January 18, 2004

The Doors of Perception

Actually a quote from one of William Blake's poems. And where Jim had the idea for the name the Doors.

Jim Morrison is a God....forever 27

by Matt January 6, 2005

fuck stutter

when your breath comes in short bursts when having an orgasm

ho ah ah ah ah ah that was fuckin goooooddd!

by matt March 7, 2004

Plugger

Mel.... Aka Intolerance

RandomPvPer: roflrofl Mel Plugged again

by matt November 9, 2003