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Adult Alternative

Form of soft rock that has more structure to it and is more catchy than regular soft rock. Usually has a much more "mature" sound than normal rock. Bands are usually played more on VH1 than MTV.

The musicians in these bands usually are in their 30s, dress quite modestly, and are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They just seem like people you'd run into at a grocery store.
Coldplay, Sting, Maroon 5, and bands similar to them.
by Matt April 30, 2005
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Dreaded Re-Wipe

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.
by Matt September 28, 2004
mugGet the Dreaded Re-Wipemug.

wass

Slang for "wack ass" To be used when ass is inapporpiate (in school) or insufficent. Other forms include fass "fat ass" or drass "drunk ass." Can be used in combination
"Dude, you are such a wass."

"That wass-fass just ate a whole pizza."
by Matt November 30, 2004
mugGet the wassmug.

buttdart

by MAtt May 25, 2003
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penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt
"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."
by matt January 12, 2005
mugGet the penismug.

pinkeye

That guy is a real pinkeye
by Matt May 5, 2003
mugGet the pinkeyemug.

noodling

the act of taking a noodle from a pool, and driving around stalking people, then attacking them with the noodle
by matt November 18, 2004
mugGet the noodlingmug.

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