covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.
I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed
by Matt July 18, 2003
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Wooh

A sign of excitement, used by hyperactive people and their friends. The correct spelling of woo. Must be applied in the appropriate manner otherwise people's heads get chopped off by the mad axe ladies of the south.
Grizzly, Jackaroo and Mr A were having a picnic. Suddenly Mr A turns around.
Mr A: My head just exploded.
Grizzly and Jackaroo: Wooh!
by Matt September 15, 2003
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pigravach

The essential word in any refined man's vocabulary.

Foreign and versatile, useful in any upper-middle, middle, upper, elite, lower-middle, lower and student slum situation.

No plural.
While taking a Ritz Cracker Appetizer off a crystal tray: Ah... Pigravach

While chasing after the punk who stole your mom's purse: PIGRAVACH!!!

While taking the kids to a soccer game:
We're almost there you pigravach!
by Matt November 06, 2004
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jerk bag

A word used to describe one that is a bag of jerks.
Man, Zack is one hellava jerk bag!
by Matt June 19, 2003
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snode

everyone laughed at james's snode
by Matt April 11, 2003
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Mount Vernon

The Home of the Brave beats Money Earnin' Mount Vernon any day.
by Matt November 04, 2004
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