MATT's definitions

monkey butt

a clapping of the hands together to resemble a monkeys butt

the monkeys with no hair on there asses

by matt January 20, 2005

jewbanger

one who has sex with a person from the jewish faith

sally you had sex with matt hes a jew u jewbanger!

by matt May 13, 2005

coondog

1. one who fishes the skagit river system and targets federally protected fish more specifically dolly varden trout and posts his carnage reports in online fishing forums.
2. a nickname for a fishing buddy

1. I cant believe that coondog actually kept all of those dollies.

2. Yo whats up coondog you ready to hit the river?

by Matt April 18, 2006

scuba

Another term for a douchebag. see douchebag

He's such a scuba, he'll screw anything that moves/

by Matt June 19, 2005

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

Ragoo

A really big kid who can kick your ass.

Oh sh*t. Ragoo is coming. Hit the deck!

by matt April 5, 2005

XeoMage

Refers to both the website www.xeomage.com, as well as the person that authors it.

I read a movie review on XeoMage. XeoMage hates Eyes Wide Shut and Battlefield Earth.

by Matt August 18, 2003