fallace

a device used by women to pleasure themselves

adam: "my fallace is stuck in my ass greg"
greg: "dude should if i stick my dick in your ass, will that help?"

by matt May 13, 2005

hat

You wear it on your head....Dipshit.

Example 1. "Look, I'm wear my hat, on my head....Faggot."

Example 2. "FREE HAT, FREE HAT, FREE HAT"

by Matt November 03, 2004

monk

used as an insult to someone, and also can be used in place of f*ckin'

you monk!

i couldn't get the monkin' thing to work.

by Matt April 04, 2004

meaning of life

Three simple truths: Enjoy, grow, unite.

Have fun evolving together.

by matt January 24, 2004

kev car

a car with modifications on it to make it look fast when it isnt. they are usualy about 15 to 10 years old and are driven mainly by gay, weak scallys who cant read and think they can beat up everyone cos they can drive and actually like dance music

some gay scallys were driving their kev car and it was so crap it fell apart

by matt July 02, 2003

da man dem

Fairly Man Dem - a notorious gang in herts, london which everyone fears. DONT MESS WID THE FMD

Fairly Man Dem the gang in london which no one shud mess wid. BIG UP THE FAIRLY MAN DEM!!!!

by Matt January 22, 2005

Sneaky White Legalese

Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.

"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?

by Matt September 25, 2007