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stock

1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.
1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.
by Matt August 8, 2004
mugGet the stockmug.

Beefy

strong,thick,durable.beefy guessets all around a bike
beefy bikes are bombproof.beefy guessets all around the bike.
by matt December 14, 2003
mugGet the Beefymug.

steez

means cool, or aewsome
i landed a steez trick
by matt May 13, 2005
mugGet the steezmug.

fun juice

the process of male gential explodsion
Wow ... that kid's gotta lot of Fun juice
by Matt July 23, 2006
mugGet the fun juicemug.

doctoress

A female in the profession of doctoring.
I went to see my doctoress today.
by Matt September 16, 2004
mugGet the doctoressmug.

gusjohnson

Darryl Dawkins gusjohnsoned two backboards.
by matt December 9, 2004
mugGet the gusjohnsonmug.

Gr.I.L.F

Granny id like to fuck ( kevs mom )
Kevs mom is a Grilf ( and kevs a loser also ian has big nostrals and kev lost his little girlfriend hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha unlucky fat boy - )

Ps... this is not matt fletcher that wrote this :D
by Matt December 6, 2004
mugGet the Gr.I.L.Fmug.

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