Definitions by MATT

microsoft 

See World Domination

microsoft by Matt March 14, 2003

World Domination 

1. See Microsoft
2. To own the world. Often used in the same sentence as Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Bill Gates, America, and George Bush

Microsoft is so huge we might as well give them the world, geez.

World Domination by Matt March 14, 2003

whore stick 

something that, when having been beat with, you should feel really really stupid

"That slut pissed me off so I shizzmacked her with the whore stick."

whore stick by Matt March 14, 2003

guruchild 

The funniest comedian on the Internet.

<Guruchild> women take the internet way too god damned seriously and involve all thcesarily complex emotions like we guys really need that bs in our nerd kingdom

guruchild by Matt March 11, 2003

punis 

A penis hidden inside a vagina. When a girl is aroused the penis comes out. Used to decribe a stupid/idiotic person.

I found out that i dont have a left arm: you punis, ur such an idiot

punis by matt March 11, 2003

core 

master of all counter-stike ownage and all.

core aka musser vs SK core wins 12 - 0

pwnd

core by matt March 7, 2003

tart 

A overtly homosexual individual who's actions/demeanor are so flaming that TART is among the first four letter words to spring to mind. Plural form is tarts.

-"What the fuck, look at those two guys make out!"
-"My god, what fucking tarts."

tart by Matt March 6, 2003