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assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down
hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck
by matt July 8, 2004
mugGet the assfuckmug.

5-0

the police, cops, FBI what ever. the person who comes to bust you
by matt March 11, 2004
mugGet the 5-0mug.

Hard Nipple-Tightis

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis
by Matt January 24, 2004
mugGet the Hard Nipple-Tightismug.

Lifetime

Is there a reason why this boring channel is even on the air?
I don't know of anybody who even watches Lifetime anywy.
by Matt October 4, 2003
mugGet the Lifetimemug.

at the drive-in

A band from El Paso, TX. They were highly successful in the mid-90s underground scene until the single "One Armed Scissor" was released and played quite frequently on MTV in the late 90s. But even during their popularity on MTV, they still stuck to their roots, playing with the same energy as they did when they were still underground and not conforming to the stereotypical MTV egocentric band. They eventually broke up in 2001, but the reason why is still in debate. Some say it's because they didn't want to become mainstream, some say it was artistic differences, and some say it's a mix of the two. Either way, their break up formed two different bands: Sparta, which is similar to At the Drive-In, but not as energetic in my opinion, and The Mars Volta, which is quite different from At the Drive-In and the main reason to support the "artistic differences" reason for the break up.
Damn, I wish I'd seen At the Drive-In live when I had the chance.
by Matt May 15, 2005
mugGet the at the drive-inmug.

crown and coke

A mixture of Crown Royal and Coke. Very good and has the potential to fuck you up very fast if mixed with an unusual ratio.
Bill drank 12 crown and cokes last night and had to dish out $60 for his bar tab.
by Matt April 18, 2005
mugGet the crown and cokemug.

Hoody

An act of fellatio on a male.

See "Blow Job"
"Yo man, I got a hoody from this chick at a party on the weekend"
by Matt September 28, 2004
mugGet the Hoodymug.

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