MATT's definitions

Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.

"It's cold outside" Are you on the phone?

by Matt November 19, 2004

chodangle

the art of chodangling is when a male or female licks the dangleberries off their partners chodacauseing ejaculation or orgasms because the pleasure is just too much

Man, last night i chodangled jimmy johnsons mom.
Dude your girlfriend is a maddd chodangle.

by Matt June 19, 2006

zigga

1.Gangsta (G)2.nigga non-profan way of saying it.

"Was up my zigga(nigga)"
"C'mone zigga(G)"

by Matt March 30, 2005

Foils

An individual package of heroin wrapped in foil, usually of a 10$ value. Foils are sold on the street and through drug dealers. Usually yields 3 to 4 decent-sized lines, providing your dealer isn't a fuck..

"dude, I am fiending hardcore, do you have any more foils?"

by Matt December 5, 2003

chavver

Kappa-wearing good for nothing (Cheltenham)

There's a bunch of chavvers hanging around in the park drinking cider

by Matt September 28, 2003

sluff

When your drug dealer is late in delivering the goods

Damn, I was supposed to get hooked up an hour ago, why does Joe have to sluff?

by Matt September 4, 2003

bobstir

One who rubs his erect genitalia against females.

I was acting like bobstir last night when I let my female dog lick my balls.

by Matt March 30, 2003