MATT's definitions

first turkey

a place at a creek near frenchville state school in rockhampton, qld, australia. if you follow a path you will get to first turkey, there is a creek where you can swim if it has rained lately. there also is a hobo that made a hut there, he lives in his hut with his shopping trolley. first turkey. people have been known to try and grow drugs around there.

let's go burn down that hut that the hobo lives in at first turkey, it'll be grand

by matt March 7, 2005

chivel

Verb.
To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.

Tom: Here's 10p for you, Mike. Now I only owe you £19.90p.

Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.

Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.

by Matt April 28, 2004

morbid angel

Original death metal band from Florida. Featuring Trey Azagthoth on guitar and Pete Sandoval on drums. One of the best bands ever.

Morbid Angel's album Altars of Madness kicks your ass.

by matt September 28, 2006

Big Lebowski

Actually the title refers to the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski, not The Dude.

We want the deadbeat Lebowski.

by matt August 29, 2005

inferno

a feeling after butt-secks

my ass feels like a raging inferno.

by Matt January 9, 2004

huzzie

the exact opposite of what is said in the above definition

not a slutty whore

by matt June 12, 2004

gayvernor

New Jersey's answer to California's governator. Title for Jim McGreevey the first openly gay governor.

Arnold is the Governator as Jim McGreevey is the Gayvernor.

by Matt August 17, 2004