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gia marie

some girl who smells bad
gia:"ALEEEXXX!"

alex:"EHY!"

haha
by matt January 11, 2005
mugGet the gia mariemug.

gusittt

Relatively new word used to describe a middle lane driver on British motorways.

Should only be really be used to describe when the Gusittt continues to drive in the middle lane forcing you to change from inside lane to the outside lane to over take, then to return back to the inside lane again.

Should the offending driver move into the inside lane when you need to overtake, this is not a gusittt
move over you gusittt!
by matt February 11, 2004
mugGet the gusitttmug.

How Blue Can You Get

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"
"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.
by Matt April 25, 2005
mugGet the How Blue Can You Getmug.

penis shit licker

Licker of shit coming from penis
by matt January 23, 2004
mugGet the penis shit lickermug.

cockfuckery

Pertaining to a person who is similar to, or behaves in a way, that resembles fucking a cock.
God damn you Chambers, please stop with your cockfuckery.
by Matt May 13, 2004
mugGet the cockfuckerymug.

pork's ass

Another way of telling someone that they're full of shit.
"Dude, my wang is 13" long."

"Pork's ass."
by Matt August 25, 2003
mugGet the pork's assmug.

drive by braille

to go over to someones home or hangout and feel their face like braille..in a sexy way
Oh dude..last night was awesome..some chick came by while i was outside and did a drive by brailling!
by Matt December 25, 2004
mugGet the drive by braillemug.

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