MATT's definitions

asdf

Used when an appropriate title cannot be ascertained. Or: In the subject bar of an email when no title is deemed worthy.

asdfghjkl;'

by Matt June 13, 2002

l33tn355

l337n355 is yeR d3gR33 0f Pwn4g3 and can b3 s0m3th1nG rather c00l.

20 h34dsh0tz 1n 4 r0w is ub3|2 l337n355.

by Matt December 12, 2003

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

mansack

A dudes balls............

Dude i just racked my mansack on that 12 stair before and then i slid on my face.

by Matt December 15, 2004

Phetto

A word used to make yourself look like you're ghetto when you're not.

You think you're ghetto but really you're just phetto.

by Matt August 23, 2004

YFDD

Abbreviation used in e-mails at Caremark. Stands for Your Funny Deb Dog.

Deborah: seriously...I can no longer have babies if that picture is for real. eewwww.

Alisa: YFDD!

by Matt March 24, 2005

pork's ass

Another way of telling someone that they're full of shit.

"Dude, my wang is 13" long."

"Pork's ass."

by Matt August 25, 2003