Gus

a big fat kid who trys to be gothic but he isn't really and he loves popcorn he is also known as patrick
"Oh my god. look it's another gus!" "i think he prefers the term patrick"
by Matt March 11, 2004
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Rajay

"Wow u smell like indian" "No i smell like Rajay"
by Matt November 17, 2004
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officer lardly

1)term for a fat ma witha hooked nose. Generally looks down on people.
2) A fat idiot who polices others and cant fit in if he tries.
officer Lardly cant landa date if he tried.
by Matt December 16, 2004
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beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!
At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.
by Matt July 21, 2008
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Sausage Wallet

A woman's vangina, a warm moist region which is home to female genetalia.
I've been tryin' ya get up in dat sausage wallet fer dayz it seems.
by Matt November 10, 2003
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unfunny

Kids in the Hall, a sketch comedy (and I use the term "comedy" loosely here) by some no-name flapping heads.
Kids in the Hall is as unfunny as it gets; placing a close second is Dave Foley himself.
by Matt December 27, 2004
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~*~

Stands for spread.
~ = leg
* = pussy
I ~*~ her open and fucked her.
by Matt December 04, 2003
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