murple

v. murpled, murpling, murples
1.The action of a left fielder calling off the other imaginary left fielder.
n. murple
2.A moment of extreme ignorance in an otherwise seemingly familiar situation.

As the fly ball was hit to the left fielder, he made a murple catch.

by Matt February 27, 2005

monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

by matt October 10, 2004

get the led out

listining to some led zeppelin!

man I need to listin to some zeppelin! Im gonna go home, and get the led out!

by matt August 22, 2004

crackanigganese

A person who is white (cracka), black (nigga),and Asian (nese)

Damn your family is fucked up your a damn crackanigganese

by matt April 27, 2005

Beautiful

1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.
2. Excellent; wonderful.

Ex: Emo girls named Lindsay.

by matt December 09, 2003

bangin

sometimes use by white kids wanting to be black to talk about their girlfiends and such.

(white kid)ralphie: You what up dog...
(ALSO WHITE)john: not much B
ralphie: man i gotta go back to my crib dog my girls there and she bangin

by matt May 24, 2004

Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by Matt December 05, 2003