MATT's definitions

penis shit licker

Licker of shit coming from penis

you penis shit licker

by matt January 23, 2004

lamer

Someone who posts threads or topics on forums for the sole purpose of irritating others.

Half the users on this site are lamers.

by Matt July 26, 2005

Drunkversation

When two people are drunk and are texting or having a conversation.

Matt: Hey Rosie girl!
Rosie: Hey whats up?!
Matt: I'm totally shiface3d at the barr!!
Rosie: Me2 i am so druk rite now!
Matt: Iam so hood wat bar u at?
Rosie: I' a t kildoresw!

*NEXT DAY*
Rosie: Holy shit, I saw that I texted you last night!!
Matt: Hahaha yeah, I was so drunk
Rosie: Ha! Me two lol
Matt: Damn we had some good Drunkversation!
Rosie: Oh yea we did

by Matt January 4, 2009

fhyse

The word that Mark from Granda Hills Charter High School uses instead of "fuck" because he is too much of a pussy to cuss.

Shut the fhyse up!
I'm gonna come over there and fhyse you up!
What the fhyse?

by Matt April 14, 2004

Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005

stuipid

how stupid person spells stupid
a stupid way of spelling stupid
sometimes how potheads who try to type too fast spell it,i know from expireance

i am stuipid

by Matt January 13, 2004

STFU

Sink The Fat U-Boats

none needed...i hope

by matt March 27, 2004