whore stick

something that, when having been beat with, you should feel really really stupid

"That slut pissed me off so I shizzmacked her with the whore stick."

by Matt March 14, 2003

A.D.I.D.A.S.

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex

by Matt October 27, 2003

gapish

A style of clothing characterized by a classic, conservative, clean cut appearance.

Monica said, "Damn, Matt looks so gapish with his khaki pants and sketcher shoes.

by Matt November 09, 2004

sodomy

When you stick your man rod in your partner's poo hole. Illegal in Texas.

Prepare to taste sweet sodomy!

by Matt August 24, 2005

off the heeze

when someone or something is out of control, going crazy.

James is going off the heeze.

by matt May 13, 2005

Cat's Cradle

also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion

I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me.

by Matt April 14, 2005

upland girls

the hottest girls ever. really down to earth girls and chill. all the guys want these girls there so damn hotttt

curry, lizzy ade, kerry, brooke, care, maybe jas?

by matt February 16, 2005