MATT's definitions

smoop

Smelly Poop

Damn i just dropped a mean smoop

by matt January 31, 2004

shiznaz

to be cool

dawg im da shiznaz

by matt November 18, 2003

dirtbike enthusiast

An idiot. A person who is unable to understand basic concepts and will not be successful in life.

Johnny failed his English test. He's such a dirtbike enthusiast.

by Matt September 8, 2004

licker licence

If you have one, then you are a lesbian.

"does she have a licker licence? is she a dyke?"

by matt February 13, 2004

kicks

another term for shoes or sneakres.

I like your new "kicks".

by Matt November 7, 2003

westconsin

where cheeseheads, yankees, northerners, southbound canooks, and other people like mindy live

i know this one girl from westconsin.

by matt January 3, 2004

port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004