MARTIN's definitions

Schwepp

Punishment or beating

Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!

by Martin June 29, 2003

Dinosaurus-Rex

A big dinosaur that was scary and toothful.

I saw a dinosaurus rex and I nearly crapped myself

by Martin June 11, 2004

CMA

Cover My Ass. Used when you choose the safe tactic. May also be said when you have done something wrong and dont want to take the fall for it.

I am working according to the CMA tactic!

by Martin January 31, 2004

bizzlesnatch

An expansion of the word "bizzsnatch", courtesy of Snoop D-O-double Gizzle

"No, you're a bizzlesnatch"

by Martin February 8, 2003

kafuffle

As used in "Little Britain" - when looking after a mad person and having to do what they want when they change their mind....

Paints whole bedroom red - then wants it blue after the last bit has been done - what a kafuffle

by Martin January 21, 2004

Bag head

Glue sniffer or solvent abuser.

Magea is a bag head
Stop being such a bag 'ead

by Martin January 3, 2005

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005