MARK's definitions

Tappage

Pimping (paticulary off ladies)
To get sum slight to major action with a irl

You gettin' ne tappage son?
You she put her arm around u and u were gettin all that tappage.

by Mark June 20, 2004

bottle of bub

Bottle of Champagne

We need to celebrate with a bottle of bub.

by Mark October 8, 2003

pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

by Mark April 22, 2005

Skunk

A Punk influenced by SkinHead styles of dress and music. A SkinHead with a Mohican.

Baz was always annoyed that his helnet cruhed his mohican when riding his Vespa.

by Mark October 25, 2003

jeepmud

A legendary red, 1994 Jeep YJ named after its Illinois vanity license plate. Since its inception, the term has become synonymous with mud. It also inspired the creation of JeepMud.com, a website devoted to Jeeps and other 4x4s from around the world.

JEEPMUD looks its best when it is covered in mud.

by Mark April 6, 2005