M0n$t3r's definitions

skeet sheet

Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.

I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.

by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

shitty McDermott

One who shits and/or farts excessively

That bitch is a regular Shitty McDermott!

by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014

arm dart

Slang term for a syringe

I just clogged up my last good arm dart!

by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014

cum buckets

To ejaculate a large quantity; to blow a huge load

You couldn't handle fuckin' my girl, she'd make you cum buckets.
She's gonna cum buckets by the time I get done beatin' that pussy up!

by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

junkie stunt

Something that a junkie would do; A stunt that a junkie would pull, usually something grimy and fucked up (lie, steal, turn tricks for drugs, etc.).

I went to sell this bitch some crack, and she tried to junkie stunt me with these fake-ass $20 bills!
That bitch junkie stunted me! I woke up this morning and my money was gone!
She's just junkie stunting so she can get high.

by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

cardboard

Discreet term referring to a box of Sudafed

Walgreen's was all out of cardboard today.

by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014

opening Pandora's box

Learning how to shoot up on your own

Shooting up yourself is kind of like opening Pandora's box.

by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014