M-Chill's definitions

Greek Geyser

The action of shooting your load into a girl's mouth full of feta cheese.

"The best part of my trip to Greece was giving seven Greek Geysers."

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Dickson Derby

The dangerous act of masturbating on a thoroughbred horse as it gallops at full speed across a prairie.

Boy 1: "Wow, he's become a pro at the Dickson Derby."
Boy 2: "I know, look at him go."

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Beautiful Blaze

Taking a hit of marijuana between a girl’s breasts and exhaling into her mouth. Eventually, the smoke will exit her buttocks smelling like laundry sheets.

"Hey baby can I beautiful blaze ya?"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Uncle Sam Slam

When two individuals have sexual intercourse in the cowgirl position at the base of the Lincoln Memorial while waving several American flags.

"Nothin' says God Bless America like a good ole Uncle Sam Slam!"

by M-Chill December 21, 2012