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Definitions by M Rockwell

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
hedgehog by M Rockwell December 13, 2008

part-time putter 

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.
"Yo, I saw Travis turn down that hamilton the other night, and he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."
part-time putter by M Rockwell December 13, 2008
Acronym for the Vinny Chase Lifestyle, a.k.a. every man's dream. Describes a luxurious life full of chillin' out with your homeboys, enjoying expensive houses/cars/parties, drinking, partying, smoking mad weed, acting (occasionally), and, of course, nailin' the hottest chicks around. For illustration, just watch any episode of the hit HBO series Entourage.
Recent High School Grad: "So, Matt, whatya doin' now that we done high school?"

Matt: "Well I ain't goin' to college so I guess I'll work at Wal-Mart or somethin'"

Recent High School Grad: "Well have fun with that, I'ma move out to Hollywood and live the VCL, man."
VCL by M Rockwell December 12, 2008

Bob Holly 

Term used to describe an extremely phat lit joint, packed tight with tha good stuff.

Originates from the former WWF wrestler Bob "Spark Plugg" Holly since a lit joint is said to be "sparked up".
"Hey, I'm hella bored, let's go roast an ill Bob Holly."
Bob Holly by M Rockwell December 12, 2008
Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also a term describing someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
hedgehog by M Rockwell December 9, 2008
An extremely attractive female, a "Perfect 10" or dimepiece. The term originated from the fact that Alexander Hamilton's portrait is featured on the U.S. $10 bill.
Johnny: "Yo man, did you see that chick over there?"
Stevie: "She so hot dude"
Johnny: "Yep, she's a total Hamilton"

"Wow this joint's hella ill, there so many Hamiltons here"

"Yeah she's kinda cute, probably about 3/4 of a Hamilton"
Hamilton by M Rockwell December 9, 2008
A slang term for Camel brand cigarettes.
"I need a pack of humps"
"I need a hump"
"I need to be humped"

Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"
Clerk: "What?!!?"
humps by M Rockwell December 9, 2008