M Rockwell's definitions

hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also a term describing someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.

"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."

by M Rockwell December 9, 2008

retarded

A term used to describe an infectious rap/hip-hop beat that is so phat it makes one's head jerk violently as if he/she were severely mentally handicapped.

The effects of such beats can be extremely amusing if viewed from a distance (while driving, for example), particularly if the person who's neck is snappin' has no idea whatsoever that they are being watched. Sometimes, however, this cannot be controlled.

"Yo did you hear that new Timbaland joint? That beat is totally retarded man."

by M Rockwell January 30, 2007

part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis turn down that hamilton the other night, and he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

by M Rockwell December 13, 2008

humps

A slang term for Camel brand cigarettes.

"I need a pack of humps"
"I need a hump"
"I need to be humped"

Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"
Clerk: "What?!!?"

by M Rockwell December 9, 2008

hershey

Another word for marijuana, specifically that of the chocolate variety

Yo man that was some dank-ass Hershey, let's chuff some more

by M Rockwell August 24, 2006

hedges

A NorCal term for marijuana.

"Yo Humboldt County has the sickest hedges"

"Let's go chuff some hedges"

by M Rockwell February 17, 2007

part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis get with that hamilton the other night, but he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

by M Rockwell July 20, 2008