hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
by M Rockwell July 20, 2008
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cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.
"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."
by M Rockwell July 20, 2008
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retarded

A term used to describe an infectious rap/hip-hop beat that is so phat it makes one's head jerk violently as if he/she were severely mentally handicapped.

The effects of such beats can be extremely amusing if viewed from a distance (while driving, for example), particularly if the person who's neck is snappin' has no idea whatsoever that they are being watched. Sometimes, however, this cannot be controlled.
"Yo did you hear that new Timbaland joint? That beat is totally retarded man."
by M Rockwell January 30, 2007
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hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
by M Rockwell December 13, 2008
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VCL

Acronym for the Vinny Chase Lifestyle, a.k.a. every man's dream. Describes a luxurious life full of chillin' out with your homeboys, enjoying expensive houses/cars/parties, drinking, partying, smoking mad weed, acting (occasionally), and, of course, nailin' the hottest chicks around. For illustration, just watch any episode of the hit HBO series Entourage.
Recent High School Grad: "So, Matt, whatya doin' now that we done high school?"

Matt: "Well I ain't goin' to college so I guess I'll work at Wal-Mart or somethin'"

Recent High School Grad: "Well have fun with that, I'ma move out to Hollywood and live the VCL, man."
by M Rockwell December 12, 2008
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head circus

A term for being extremely high, particularly off some real high-grade headies. This refers mainly to the comic high one sometimes experiences when he/she laughs uncontrollably at everything.
"Yo those were some killer pines dude, I got a nice head circus goin' on right now."

"Yeah I got a real Barnum & Bailey's up there man, those were some ill shrubs."
by M Rockwell July 20, 2008
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bromeopathic medicine

When you're feeling sick or down, hanging out with your bros can provide a therapeutic effect, thus alleviating whatever symptoms you may have been experiencing.
Yo man, Jeff just broke up with his girl, we should go chill over his place for a while, he could use some bromeopathic medicine.

Before going to the hospital, always try a little bromeopathic medicine.
by M Rockwell September 03, 2007
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