M Dogg's definitions

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.

*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."

by M Dogg May 31, 2005

Cabbie Sex

When 2 or more Cab Drivers pull up next to eachother in a parking lot. This event usually takes place at night or early morning. They pull up beside eachother in opposate directions so they can talk. This is called Cabbie Sex. Remember when you were a little kid and youd see 2 dragon flys having sex? you would try to hit them or make them stop? this is the same for Cabbie Sex. your natural urge is to get it to stop.

Doug: Look, those 2 cabbies are having cabbie sex.
Mike: Lets throw this left over chinese food at their cabs to break up the Cabbie Sex.
Doug: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mike: man, youre a noob, just say LOL.
Doug: sorry, LOL.

by M Dogg May 31, 2005

S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

What you gotta do to get the mean green so you can put dubz on your whip.

Todd: "I saw you cleaning the poop off the shitters in the shopping mall bathrooms."
Tyrone: "Yah man, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

by M Dogg May 13, 2005

S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

What you do to get the mean green so you can put dubz on your whip. Its your job, not your career.

Todd: "I saw you cleaning poop off the shitter in the shopping mall bathrooms."
Tyrone: "Yah, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!"
Todd: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL............ by the way I like your new rims."

by M Dogg March 25, 2005

lincoln log

No, No, No! You're all wrong. A Lincoln Log is when you drop a loaf that's so big and solid that it by itself (without any t.p.) can plug the toilet. if the toilet doesnt plug then it's not a Lincoln Log. Officially it has to be one of those high pressure flushing public bathroom toilets for it to be a real Lincoln Log. You know, those toilets that flush with the sound of a jet taking off. Ever since my good friend Big Head Ed introduced eating regular fiber in his diet nobody has been able to create real Lincoln Logs, so out of traditional honour the standard has dropped to any type of toilet. And please people, lets capitalize the words Lincoln Log. Show some respect for its glory!

Mike: "AH! Yuck, somebody passed a smelly ol' Lincoln Log in this public washroom!"
Albert: "I kind of like that smell"
Other person in the washroom: "That's gross!"

by M Dogg March 25, 2005

stutter

What you should do lots of when you're prank phone calling someone. I like to do it while pranking Matt&Renee.

Mike: "Hello, you have won a PS2"
Matt: "Sweet! Renee I won a PS2!"
Mike: "J-j-j-j-j J-j-j-just k-k-k-kid-d-d-ding. F-f-f-f-fag."

by M Dogg March 25, 2005

jew call me

How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!

Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."

by M Dogg March 25, 2005