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tuna bowl

Like on of those taco salads you get at the mexican place, except stinky, and in between some chicks legs.
"Yeah, she must've figured I wasn't gonna go down on her cause she had a tuna bowl that would knock out a butcher."
by M January 31, 2005
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Spocompton

Slang term used in place of the city named, Spokane, located in North East Washington.

Spocompton is an attempt to make an all white, bitch made city, sound tough, when in fact you just have a bunch of pussy ass middle aged white people who are too big of pansies to live in a real city, but want that "diverse" and "urban" feel to their lives. The worst part of it all is the young inhabitants of Spokane, or Spocompton, seem to think that their city is actually hardcore, when in fact they're all about as hard and big as an 95 year old's penis immersed in ice water (no offense to any 95 year old's).
"Yeah yeah, we's goin down to SPOCOMPTON to score some of that funky shit, yeah yeah."
"You're a fucking dumbass."
by M January 31, 2005
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fierce tuna bowl

variant of tuna bowl. Fierce tuna bowls occur when you got one of those athletic chicks (the feminist type that don't shave or at least trim) and they decide to go do some physically demanding activity, like playing soccer or running a marathon. During the activity they drink lots of FIERCE GATORADE(TM) and sweat like fat guys at 10PM when the AYCE buffet is closing. Afterwards, they neglect to wash themselves or their undies, and in fact, leave them on.
A: "So how did he die?"
B: "Well, you know that damn girlfriend of his--always running marathons and all sorts of that bullshit--plus he's a little bitch. Anyway, he went down on her after one of her "training sessions" and next thing you know... Doctors are calling it death by asphyxia, but his family is trying to press charges."
A: "On what grounds?"
B: "Well, they want to get FIERCE TUNA BOWLS added to hate crime laws."
A: "Ohhhhh..."
by M January 31, 2005
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Sozzard

Carlos :You broke my new bicycle

Liam : oh, sozzard. *rolls eyes*
by M February 2, 2005
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baby's arm holding an apple

1. A Large Penis, with the shaft appearing to be the "arm" and the head the "apple"
Look at the size of that cock! It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!
by M February 4, 2005
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gruts

Can you please stop leaving your smelly, used gruts all over the floor?
by M February 4, 2005
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gardie

Australian slang among fishermen for the Garfish.
Did you catch anything mate?

Yeah, a couple of gardies!
by M February 4, 2005
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