Lynch/Fellini's definitions

Michael Biehn

A genre actor known for his collaborations with James Cameron and for frequently playing characters who die on screen.

Michael Biehn is an underrated actor- I wish more filmmakers would cast him!

by Lynch/Fellini July 16, 2021

Rave Dubin

A mocking nickname for Dave Rubin, a snowflake puppet for far right wing corporations who once claimed he was liberal.

So should we talk about Rave Dubin and how he got upset over the criticisms we made about him?

by Lynch/Fellini September 28, 2020

Eternal Undying Love

A novel written by known internet scam artist, Brett Keane. It is filled to the brim with grammatical and spelling errors and notorious for its incoherent plot and overabundance of characters, many of whom have bizarre and lazily crafted names like "Josabeph" and "Detective Reznor".

"Hey did you read the Manatee's book? He calls NAMBLA MABLA at one point"
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

Kevin Sorbo

A hasbeen television actor who now spends his time starring in fundamentalist Christian propaganda movies (like God's Not Dead and Let There Be Light) and spewing anti-Semitic nonsense on various far right wing outlets. He is also known for being borderline illiterate, as he famously once read screen direction as dialogue - causing a hilarious meme to be born.

If you think Mel Gibson is anti-Semitic, you clearly haven't heard of Kevin Sorbo!

by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021

Gor Series

A series of poorly written and highly misogynistic science fiction books written by John Norman. What started out as a bad John Carter knockoff quickly devolved into incel fantasies that push the idea that women can only be their true selves as sex slaves subservient to the will of men. They inspired the cultish Gorean subculture.

If you ever want to read a book that will make you lose hope for humanity, just read one of the books from the Gor Series.

by Lynch/Fellini June 1, 2023

Eric Roberts

A god amongst men. An actor who doesn’t know how to say NO to films, causing him to be the most prolific actor of the modern era and best known for his roles as The Master on Doctor Who and as the voice of a cat in some softcore gay porno. He’s also the stoner brother of Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts’s dad.

“I’m goddamn serious! Eric Roberts is the fucking man!” - Mickey Rourke

by Lynch/Fellini July 16, 2021

Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.

Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!

by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024