by Lynch/Fellini August 09, 2024
A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
by Lynch/Fellini August 09, 2024
A genre actor known for his collaborations with James Cameron and for frequently playing characters who die on screen.
by Lynch/Fellini July 17, 2021
A god amongst men. An actor who doesn’t know how to say NO to films, causing him to be the most prolific actor of the modern era and best known for his roles as The Master on Doctor Who and as the voice of a cat in some softcore gay porno. He’s also the stoner brother of Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts’s dad.
by Lynch/Fellini July 17, 2021
A mocking nickname for Dave Rubin, a snowflake puppet for far right wing corporations who once claimed he was liberal.
by Lynch/Fellini September 28, 2020
A piece of history documented in Brett Keane's magnum opera Eternal Undying Love. It refers to a time when an evil atheist dictator named "Zayo Da Dong" killed a bunch of fellow atheists during his "rind" in China.
Brett Keane: What happens if they decide they don't like another atheist out there? Well. History seems to show us, all the way back to the day of Joseph Stalin, atheist dictator killed six million people, how many of those people do you think were other atheists, huh? How many atheists do you think got killed during the RIND OF ZAYO DA DONG? What a fucked up name that guy's got, right?
by Lynch/Fellini July 25, 2021
A rabid Christopher Nolan fan who is unable to listen to genuine criticisms of his work or comprehend that there are people who dislike his work. Rabid Nolanites will often respond to dissenting opinions with threats of violence. The most famous example of this is when a group of Nolanites sent death threats to the film critics Christie Lemire and Marshall Fine for their negative reviews of The Dark Knight Rises.
Critic: Memento was an empty void without anything of value to say.
Fan: Get your head examined because something is wrong with you. Nolan is above you!
Critic: Wow! What a Nolanite!
Fan: Get your head examined because something is wrong with you. Nolan is above you!
Critic: Wow! What a Nolanite!
by Lynch/Fellini September 28, 2020