15 definitions by Lynch/Fellini
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
A novel written by known internet scam artist, Brett Keane. It is filled to the brim with grammatical and spelling errors and notorious for its incoherent plot and overabundance of characters, many of whom have bizarre and lazily crafted names like "Josabeph" and "Detective Reznor".
"Hey did you read the Manatee's book? He calls NAMBLA MABLA at one point"
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."
by Lynch/Fellini May 31, 2023
A rabid Christopher Nolan fan who is unable to listen to genuine criticisms of his work or comprehend that there are people who dislike his work. Rabid Nolanites will often respond to dissenting opinions with threats of violence. The most famous example of this is when a group of Nolanites sent death threats to the film critics Christie Lemire and Marshall Fine for their negative reviews of The Dark Knight Rises.
Critic: Memento was an empty void without anything of value to say.
Fan: Get your head examined because something is wrong with you. Nolan is above you!
Critic: Wow! What a Nolanite!
Fan: Get your head examined because something is wrong with you. Nolan is above you!
Critic: Wow! What a Nolanite!
by Lynch/Fellini September 28, 2020
A science fiction author and former college professor best known for creating the Gor Series. His books have been described as some of the worst ever written, with criticism being directed at their bad proses, unoriginal stories, and highly misogynistic worldviews. His fanbase consists mostly of incels, as they are the only ones who agree that the only way for women to be happy is as sex slaves.
Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.
Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.
by Lynch/Fellini June 1, 2023
A hasbeen television actor who now spends his time starring in fundamentalist Christian propaganda movies (like God's Not Dead and Let There Be Light) and spewing anti-Semitic nonsense on various far right wing outlets. He is also known for being borderline illiterate, as he famously once read screen direction as dialogue - causing a hilarious meme to be born.
by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021
A god amongst men. An actor who doesn’t know how to say NO to films, causing him to be the most prolific actor of the modern era and best known for his roles as The Master on Doctor Who and as the voice of a cat in some softcore gay porno. He’s also the stoner brother of Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts’s dad.
by Lynch/Fellini July 17, 2021
A mocking nickname for Dave Rubin, a snowflake puppet for far right wing corporations who once claimed he was liberal.
by Lynch/Fellini September 28, 2020