Definitions by LuvH8Luv

crotch buffet 

Crotch buffet: Usually a term used in a orgy setting where all participants freely and with out hesitation will orally perform fellatio or cunnilingus during or shortly after and before penetration sex out of any and all orifices. Ass to mouth then to pussy then to mouth then back in ass then into another willing and waiting mouth of another etc etc: Swapping partners and crotches with out discrimination but with enthusiastic fervor. Not common amongst groups less than 3 participants but can be done between 2 people.

By LuvH8Luv

The swingers party was awesome with crotch buffets in every room along with a glory hole for the shy ones.

crotch buffet by LuvH8Luv April 7, 2022

recockindiculous 

Recockindiculous : pertains to a person who has a superiority complex and cocky in character, doing something absolutely absurd and ridiculous. Rendering his cocky attitude completely a laughable idea there after.

Derived from the words reject-cocky-ridiculous

Pronounced :
Re-cock’n-dick-Q-liss
Submitted by LuvH8Luv

I can never look at Bradly the same after his recockindiculous attempt to solving our heater problem. Even a half wit would know lighting a fire with plastics and gas inside a enclosed area is a hazard if not fatal.

recockindiculous by LuvH8Luv March 16, 2022

snap back pussy 

Snap back pussy : when a mother of multiple kids still has a tight vagina to not only accommodate large penis but can also satisfy the sub standard to average sized penis with a snug tight fit. Usually a term used shortly after giving birth to child to describe a MiLF’s vagina in complementary way.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

Im the luckiest man I know. My wife is not only beautiful smart and fun. Shes a great mother plus after giving me 4 great looking kids. Her snap back pussy feels better than ever! Its why we have 4 kids together.

snap back pussy by LuvH8Luv March 12, 2022

wander poke 

Wander Poke :

Verb.

The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

Wander poking has always been the best way to introduce the idea of anal sex to you girlfriend or wife. Wanna spice up things in the bedroom. Often words get in the way and all thats needed is a harmless wander poke to her ass to gauge her willingness to anal intercourse.

wander poke by LuvH8Luv March 10, 2022

lapuntidus

When one's lap becomes over crowded with random things from multitasking while sitting in same spot for extended period of time.

Derived from the word tidy and lap

lap-un-tie-duss

After cramming for my art project 's final assignment last night, I ended up with lapuntidus. Took me nearly 5 minutes to clear everything off my lap and around my chair before I could even stand up.

lapuntidus by LuvH8Luv October 27, 2015