LuvH8Luv's definitions

shegaloh

Shegaloh. Is a transgender or crossdresser who is a prostitute. A term used to describe flamboyant transgenders who frequent karaoke bar scenes and are actually quite talented as a performer in that respect but is prone to being a diva type with unreasonable expectations and a false sense of entitlement due to having a good singing voice. Believed to have been used first by young children making fun of a singing trans prostitute. Instead of an opera singer singing ‘Vee garo veegaro! “ it would be ‘shee golo shee golo” derives from the words gigolo and she. Which once was an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp but is now normalized. The “h” at end is used as a added surprise added to word like “ oh ..i didnt know she was a he”

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

When I saw Kenny backstage with that shegaloh during the karaoke event , it confirmed to me not only does he like hairy woman but he also likes shims who were once hairy but shaved smooth. Thats the last time I agree to a 3some with his girlfriend. Now that its known he plays with shegalohs. Maybe that shegaloh will share some shaving techniques cause Kenny’s girlfriend was hairy like a wolf! Uh oh… was she a trans too? What have I possibly done? What a world we live in when one can’t even be sure of what sex a person is anymore. Little did I know, my therapist i was talking to about all this was in fact that same shegaloh at the bar with Kenny. And was a crossdresser on weekends and married with wife and kids. Ironic it is since my therapist is the one who needs therapy. And its situations like this that make normal people feel like they need to seek therapy. Needless to say, I dont go to therapy or karaoke bars anymore . But oddly like my woman with a bush now..

by LuvH8Luv November 16, 2022

wander poke

Wander Poke :

Verb.

The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

Wander poking has always been the best way to introduce the idea of anal sex to you girlfriend or wife. Wanna spice up things in the bedroom. Often words get in the way and all thats needed is a harmless wander poke to her ass to gauge her willingness to anal intercourse.

by LuvH8Luv March 10, 2022

pube digger

Pube digger : is a big pointy nose often with a slight downward hook at tip of nose. on a female who is known to give good oral sex. Used to describe a girl who isn’t much to look at but gives incredible oral sex deep throating and smashing her big nose into the pubic hairs as she goes down and up like she’s digging for pubic hairs with her nose. Can be taken as an insult or a compliment depending on the context it’s used in or how sensitive one is to their big nose which is often the 1st thing that people notice.

Submitted by Luv H8 Luv

When trying to find my blind date my friend has set me up with, all I could see was her very witch like nose. All it needed was a mole on it to be witch worthy. But instead of being discouraged by the sight. I kept optimistic that by the end of evening she would be a talented Pube digger.

by LuvH8Luv December 8, 2022

luvh8luv

Luv H8 Luv ; screen name of Gen X who began websites in the adult movie industry focused on member participation with movie and scene ratings. Often leaving an actual commentary review like siskel and ebert would for mainstream Hollywood films but instead for porn. Its been said LuvH8Luv’s is credited to tapping into the serious and objective porn enthusiast community. He is also known for the following screen names. NewLevel , aNew Level, PornCritic1, The 1, and Voyeur Andy, though theres been debate about if his name is even Andy at all. You can find several of his coined phrases here on urban dictionary as well. His name stems from a ‘Alice in Chains’ song from the bands first record ‘FaceLift’ and has fit his reputation thus far since the porn community within the industry and fan base alike have a mixed and quite divided opinion of LubH8Luv’s often edgy always strongly opinionated and informative but witty reviews. You either hate the guy or love his writing style. Video Box and its affiliates have given him full access to all sites during launch and was essential to getting new members involved with in the review and comment section . Now its a normal aspect for most sites . A truly crafty pioneer in this field.

Submitted by: the ‘No Jack hammers society’ and ‘the adult movie guild of euro nations against excessive man moans in porn

LuvH8Luv is what most would feel after watching porn. Felt good during but a sense of guilt and self hatred of shame would come over yourself much like how the girl must feel at the end or even during a bukake party. Either loved it or hated it.

by LuvH8Luv October 26, 2022

a’hab

A’hab

Also known as an ahab spirit, is biblical origins relating to the jezebel spirit.

Simply put an ahab is what you would call a man who is controlled by a woman to assist in her own agenda. Which is generally a wicked agenda. Often a man in power is manipulated by this woman thru sex control. Which can ultimately make a once respectable trustworthy stand up man of his word become unreasonable, disappointing, scandalous misleading back stabber type of a man. That can create turmoil for people who they associate with whether it be in business or personal relations.

Submitted by Luv H8 Luv

After being let down again by my friend when he gave me his word that he would hold his end of the agreement up. I soon realized that he has been spellbound by his girlfriend rendering him totally unreliable and his tunnel vision has led him into a dark place. I’m sure he has been overtaken by an a’hab spirit.

Example 2 :
When a mutual friend asked if our buddy steve was coming with us on our yearly camping trip , I said that Steve had to ask his girlfriend again . The mutual friend then stated in a disappointed tone of voice , “man, our buddy is an a’hab now. He ain’t coming unless his girlfriend’s got something to gain from it!” Then I thought is that’s the reason why nobody likes Steve’s girlfriend but for whatever strange reason wouldn’t mind having sex with her if the chance would arise? Dangerous energy for sure. We must all be on guard when a woman like that is in our group. Or fall victim and become an ahab too.

by LuvH8Luv December 9, 2022