Lulu Bean's definitions

Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.

“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”

by Lulu Bean January 29, 2022

shituba

When you blow into your tuba so hard that you shit your pants ( and ur eyeballs almost pop out of your head).

I shitubaed myself yesterday trying to blow into my clogged tuba

by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022

poopdini

When you drop a huge ass duce, and you wipe your ass, but there's nothing on the toilet paper. (so you end up wiping at least 5 more times to make sure, cuz u don't want swamp ass)

It's like magic. You shot it out .... and then it's gone

*has poopdini*

Wow, must be my lucky day. I'm gonna play the lottery!

by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022

Porcelain Echo

The sound you hear in a public bathroom when someone's busting ass on the shitter.

Commonly heard in Walmarts and Taco Bells.

I knew I was doomed when I could hear the unpleasant sound of the porcelain echo, through the door of the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Lulu Bean March 9, 2023

The Dollar General

Angry Karen who yells at everybody in a dollar store, thinking that her broke ass is a general.

The Dollar General was yelling at be because I took the last box of dollar store tampons

by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022

Kissersisters

Two lgbtq+ members who want to make out with each other, but won't because they can not admit they are part of the lgbtq+ community.

We are obviously both kissersisters, but it would be too awk for us to do it.

by Lulu Bean October 10, 2020

neck franks

When someone is so fat that when they look up, it looks like they have a pack of franks (hot dogs) on the back of their neck.

Person 1: how fat is they?

Person 2: they so fat they got neck franks. when they look up, they lookin' like they got a pack of franks on they neck.

by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022