Jude

"Hmm" he said
"hmm" they enquired as they realised he was a jude
by Luke is not funny March 22, 2022
mugGet the Judemug.

Cormaic

He's an absolute lad
Is that Cormaic?

Aye he's an absolute legend
by Luke is not funny September 12, 2022
mugGet the Cormaicmug.

Tom

Is king
Tom is king
by Luke is not funny March 22, 2022
mugGet the Tommug.

Oliver

Big dick
Also funny noises

And cars
He'd got a Oliver
by Luke is not funny March 22, 2022
mugGet the Olivermug.

Rugby ball

You drown

I give you rugby ball

You float
by Luke is not funny March 22, 2022
mugGet the Rugby ballmug.