Definitions by Luke T
penis empathy
The vicarious pleasure a man derives from seeing another man's penis being serviced sexually, usually by imagining himself in the same situation. In other words, the reason some straight men cannot enjoy lesbian porn.
penis empathy by Luke T May 17, 2008
manichaean shower
A shower that is unaware of the subtle shadings of temperature between scalding hot and freezing cold.
manichaean shower by Luke T March 7, 2008
originanal
Possessed of an obsessive belief that the original version of any work of art (principally film and music) is the only valid one.
He's so originanal; he refused to come see Vanilla Sky, and every time I play the Oasis cover of 'Cum on Feel the Noize' he visibly clenches in disgust.
originanal by Luke T October 6, 2007
close reading
Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.
I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.
close reading by Luke T September 29, 2007