Luka's definitions

Jessica Simpson

Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!

The two extremes.

by Luka June 21, 2004

blind

You'll never see it coming.

You'll never know what hit you.

by Luka October 10, 2004

musical sex

Kind of like musical chairs but the person who doesn't get the chair has to be violently ass raped by a horny gorilla.

The gorillas are the only winners in musical sex.

by Luka May 22, 2004

Feuer Frei

such a tight song!

by Luka October 29, 2003

Sean Paul

can any1 understand what the fuck he is saying?

i can understand him about as well as i can understand Swahili.

by Luka October 6, 2003

Smitty Werbenjeggermanjensen

The guy from Spongebob.

He was #1!

by Luka April 22, 2004

Gwen Stefani

No Doubt is a mediocre band in my opinion, but Gwen Stefani is hella hot.

I guess that counts for something.

by Luka May 22, 2004