Lugs-o's definitions

Blank

Execu-speak for a Reganaut.

Example 1: “Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”
Example 2: “Blank? Blank?! You’re not looking at the big picture!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

KLWND

One higher than PWND which is one up from OWND (or OWN3D).

Invented by a brain in a jar on the metalhammer messageboards after a certain poster got boned by Klown.

MH User 1: Did you hear about someone who said she was 16 and got boned by Klown?
MH User 2: No? Hahahahaha, bitch got KLWND!

by Lugs-o September 30, 2004

Elzar

Chef in Futurama and Bender's hero. Possibly the best chef in the universe, as he has 4 arms.

"Now add that extra ingredient - the Spice Weasel!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

George Plimpton

Living legend (RIP) who guested on hit TV show The Simpsons as himself to judge a spelling bee. Plugged his now famous hotplate.

George Plimpton - And a hotplate!

by Lugs-o January 25, 2005

Calculon

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.

"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

Safety Dance

A hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of That Guy. It wasn’t as safe as they said it was.

“Safety Dance time – dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Boneitis

A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.

“My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004