Lugs-o's definitions

Sheep and Sharks

That Guy believes that everyone is either one of these two creatures. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

“Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Hammer Time

Relaxing moment for That Guy

“OK, we've got the hot tub hot, the wine cooler's cool. It's Hammer time!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

UNICROWNED

The highest state of pwnage. Even higher than being KLWND. Being totally ownd.
Derived from Unicron the most awesome of all Transformers, as he would PWN entire planets.
The highest level of pwnage on a messageboard.

"OMG! He just got UNICROWNED!

by Lugs-o October 3, 2004

LUGG3D

Another variation on getting PWND or OWND/OWN3D. Usually involves a clep round the lug (ear).

Loser: "He just got hit round the ear."
Lamer: "LUGG3D!"

by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

George Plimpton

Living legend (RIP) who guested on hit TV show The Simpsons as himself to judge a spelling bee. Plugged his now famous hotplate.

George Plimpton - And a hotplate!

by Lugs-o January 25, 2005

Calculon

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.

"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

KLWND

One higher than PWND which is one up from OWND (or OWN3D).

Invented by a brain in a jar on the metalhammer messageboards after a certain poster got boned by Klown.

MH User 1: Did you hear about someone who said she was 16 and got boned by Klown?
MH User 2: No? Hahahahaha, bitch got KLWND!

by Lugs-o September 30, 2004