Lugs-o's definitions

Blank

Execu-speak for a Reganaut.

Example 1: “Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”
Example 2: “Blank? Blank?! You’re not looking at the big picture!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Hammer Time

Relaxing moment for That Guy

“OK, we've got the hot tub hot, the wine cooler's cool. It's Hammer time!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Friendship

Something that comes in the way of a business deal.

That Guy : “Friendship means to me that for two bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue 'til you got detached retinas.”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Calculon

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.

"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

All My Circuits

Hit TV show staring Calculon.

Bender and Fry love All My Circuits.

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

Elzar

Chef in Futurama and Bender's hero. Possibly the best chef in the universe, as he has 4 arms.

"Now add that extra ingredient - the Spice Weasel!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

Knocked it up a notch

When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.

Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004