That Guy

Anonymous co-worker in your organisation. Possibly frozen in time from the 1980s and the toast of Wall Street. He’ll be ready to sleaze his way to the top, 80s style! He knows about business and has a tie. Also went to a lot of coke parties. The secret to his success is all about appearances. Outside of the office he goes back to the farm, shifts some paradigms and revolutionises outside the box. Liked the Safety Dance and died from Boneitis.

“Who shall we pick to be our new CEO?”
“I nominate That Guy!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Sheep and Sharks

That Guy believes that everyone is either one of these two creatures. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

“Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Hammer Time

Relaxing moment for That Guy

“OK, we've got the hot tub hot, the wine cooler's cool. It's Hammer time!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Yo Momma

Insult used when asked any question, espically if you're lying stoned in the gutter and a preacher tells you that you are wretched.

(after the Preacher-bot has besmirched Bender Bending Rodriguez)
Fry: "Who was that?"
Bender Bending Rrodriguez: "Yo Momma!"

by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

Germany

A country that is ambitious and misunderstood.

“Everyone wants to be like Germany but do we really have the pure strength of will?”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Friendship

Something that comes in the way of a business deal.

That Guy : “Friendship means to me that for two bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue 'til you got detached retinas.”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Lughole

Slang for ear(s). Derived from Cockney Rhyming slang from Toby Jugs (lugs).

Come back 'ere you cheeky whippersnapper, so I can give you a clep round your lughole!

by Lugs-o September 30, 2004