Lugs-o's definitions

KLWND

One higher than PWND which is one up from OWND (or OWN3D).

Invented by a brain in a jar on the metalhammer messageboards after a certain poster got boned by Klown.

MH User 1: Did you hear about someone who said she was 16 and got boned by Klown?
MH User 2: No? Hahahahaha, bitch got KLWND!

by Lugs-o September 30, 2004

Peacenik

A type of loser (like a beatnik) who thinks that linking arms and playing bongos in London will stop the American tanks from running over innocent people in Iraq.

Peacenik (playing the bongos): "Radiant cool, crazy nightmare Zen New Jersey nowhere!"

<bombs drop on their sorry asses>

by Lugs-o October 24, 2004

GLASTOWND

When attending the Glastonbury festival and you get OWND by a thunder storm.

Haha, damn stupid hippies got GLASTOWND in their tents!

by Lugs-o July 4, 2005

Elzar

Chef in Futurama and Bender's hero. Possibly the best chef in the universe, as he has 4 arms.

"Now add that extra ingredient - the Spice Weasel!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

Friendship

Something that comes in the way of a business deal.

That Guy : “Friendship means to me that for two bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue 'til you got detached retinas.”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Awesome. Awesome to the max!

Catchphrase of That Guy.

Awesome. Awesome to the max!

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Jib

1) To like something (see example 1)

2) If you don't know what a jib is you get promoted (see example 2)

3) A form of punishment (see example 3)

1. "I like the cut of your jib" (IE - I like what you're saying).

2. Person A - "I like the cut of your jib"
Person B - "What's a jib?"
Person A - "Haha, promote that man!"

3. "WTF??! Drop and give me 50 jibs!"

by Lugs-o October 3, 2004