Lugs-o's definitions

Yo Momma

Insult used when asked any question, espically if you're lying stoned in the gutter and a preacher tells you that you are wretched.

(after the Preacher-bot has besmirched Bender Bending Rodriguez)
Fry: "Who was that?"
Bender Bending Rrodriguez: "Yo Momma!"

by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

Friendship

Something that comes in the way of a business deal.

That Guy : “Friendship means to me that for two bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue 'til you got detached retinas.”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Calculon

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.

"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"

by Lugs-o October 19, 2004

LUGG3D

Another variation on getting PWND or OWND/OWN3D. Usually involves a clep round the lug (ear).

Loser: "He just got hit round the ear."
Lamer: "LUGG3D!"

by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

George Plimpton

Living legend (RIP) who guested on hit TV show The Simpsons as himself to judge a spelling bee. Plugged his now famous hotplate.

George Plimpton - And a hotplate!

by Lugs-o January 25, 2005

Awesome. Awesome to the max!

Catchphrase of That Guy.

Awesome. Awesome to the max!

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Jib

1) To like something (see example 1)

2) If you don't know what a jib is you get promoted (see example 2)

3) A form of punishment (see example 3)

1. "I like the cut of your jib" (IE - I like what you're saying).

2. Person A - "I like the cut of your jib"
Person B - "What's a jib?"
Person A - "Haha, promote that man!"

3. "WTF??! Drop and give me 50 jibs!"

by Lugs-o October 3, 2004