LudwigVan's definitions

New York minute

A very brief period of time, presumably considerably less than an Omaha minute.

I'll be there in a New York minute.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

frikik

Turkish word for an instance when a woman's breast, buttocks or other "private" region is momentarily exposed. From "free kick", a football/soccer term. See upskirt and downblouse.

Also:

frikig^e vermak (g is silent): for a woman to intentionally expose herself, giving frikiks

frikig^e yatmak: for a man to place himself in a voyeuristic position to observe a frikik

by LudwigVan March 6, 2004

funk

1) A foul odor.
2) A style of R&B music whose artists include James Brown, Parliament-Funkadelic (aka P-Funk) and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3) Depressed mood.

1) Somebody take out the garbage, it's funking the whole apartment up.
2) I love playing funk bass.
3) I need to get drunk to get out of this funk.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Everyone is Different

A euphemism for "you're a nut for disagreeing with me".

You don't like FOX News? Well, everyone is different.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

roargasm

A very powerful sexual climax causing one to scream loudly.

Wow, ever since she's been taking Wellbutrin, she's having multiple roargasms every night.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Gummy

The artifically flavored and colored plastic-like material gummy bears (Haribos) are made of.

Is it highly concentrated gelatin, or a high-order petroleum polymer substance developed for NASA? Maybe they could use it to fix the damn Space Shuttles.

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

Anthrax

A not-so-friendly nickname for Ann Coulter.

Oh God, there goes Anthrax worshipping McCarthy and spewing xenophobia again.

by LudwigVan July 29, 2004