decaf

To perform an abortion on a cow.

Gawshdarnit, I had to decaf Bessie cuz Junior forgot to castrate the bull.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

horse

A person with a large mouth and large teeth.

Dale Gribble looked at the picture of Julia Roberts and said, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course".

by LudwigVan December 06, 2003

-x0r

In mid-90s hacker slang, a common superfluous ending to certain verbs: hax0r (or h4x0r), sex0r (or s3x0r), fux0r. Can be combined with other endings: fux0red.

j00 juss g0t h4x0r3d b1atch, ph33r my l33tness!

by LudwigVan December 07, 2003

extry

A variant of 'extra' used by some Southerners. See also tomorry.

I reckon I like me some biscuits and mustard. Ya got any extra?

by LudwigVan October 02, 2004

America's Team

What we call the Dallas Cowboys, but we don't exactly know why.

I gotta get home from church so I can watch America's Team lose again.

by LudwigVan December 08, 2003

genius

1) A person of exceptional intellect and creativity. 2) A person with an IQ score of at least 140. 3) A special talent or skill, or someone with such an ability. 4) In Roman mythology, a spiritual being or tutelary deity that can have a strong influence over others, much like the jinni in Islamic folklore.

Maybe George W. Bush is secretly a genius, but he's only pretending to be an idiot.

by LudwigVan November 12, 2003

siktir git

Turkish for "fuck off".

Siktir git!

by LudwigVan March 06, 2004