LudwigVan's definitions

golf course

A large area of land used for golf, a sport involving knocking around a small ball with a stick and walking after it.

The American Dream: the homeless take over all the golf courses.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

starbucks

The future rulers of Ethiopia, Kenya and the two or three poorest Arab countries.

"There is now a Starbucks in my pants." -- George Carlin

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Drewfus

A cute way of saying Drew or Andrew. See doofus.

Whaddup, Drewfus?

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

knee-jerk

A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.

An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Ludwig Van

Ludwig van Beethoven (German composer 1770-1827), as called in the film _A Clockwork Orange_ (Kubrick 1971).

"The glorious Ninth by Ludwig Van."

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Scrabbleship

A game played once by the Simpsons, which is a mix of Battleship and Scrabble, using a Scrabble board and both Scrabble letter tiles and Battleship pieces.

You sunk my Scrabbleship!

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

huj

Russian for penis, õóé in Cyrillic writing. Also transliterated huy, khuy, xuy etc.

Îíà ìîé õóé õîòèò. (She wants my cock.)

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003