Lufkin

When one person is giving another person a reach around and simultaneously fingers their asshole.

Did you see Mike gave that tranny a Lufkin last night?

Lufkin by lovesblumpkins March 15, 2015

Lufkin

To beat the shit out of an old man.

I just lufkined Jerrys dad yesterday.

Lufkin by Jaquelle00 June 5, 2019

lufkin

Lufkin is the name of any disease. It generally refers to sexually transmitted diseases and is named after the dirty city of Lufkin, TX.

Sorry boss, I won't be able to make it into the office, got a case of Lufkin from a prostitute in Tijuana. Doctors say the inflammation will go down in 7 to 10 days.

lufkin by KyleC3143214 July 20, 2009

Lufkin

Meaning old, like ancient, older than the retirement home citizens

Rev: Yeah, Lufkin Is old
Fizz: Yup, agreed

Lufkin by heymamas123 November 14, 2021

Lufkin

A Way To Describe Something very old

Person 1: "Hey this is so old"
Person 2: "YEA ITS AS OLD AS LUFKIN!"

Lufkin by ReviveUrMomBur November 14, 2021

Lufkin

A way to describe virtually anything. Usually followed by the word Ah. As in: Ah, Lufkin!
A realization of something, anything.

Bob: Hey Skooter, let's go get something to eat.
Skooter: Ah, Lufkin!

Sally: Hey SueAnn, what's got your panties in such an uproar?

SueAnn: Lufkin!

Sally: Ah, Lufkin!

Person A walks into the closet...picks out just the right pair of sweats for the day. Person A: Ah, Lufkin!
Person B walks into the wall and breaks his nose. Person A: short, unprintable list of obscenities
Person C: Ah Lufkin!

Jenny (hands a joint to Ingrid): Lufkin?
Ingrid: Ah, Lufkin!

Mother: What the **** is going on in here?
Son: Just messin' around Mom!
Mother: Ah, Lufkin!

Lufkin by seulbeht January 20, 2022

lufkin road middle school

lufkin road middle school is anshit ass fucking school, water leaks from the walls. teachers are crackheads. you can run into the gym without running into the pole. home to 919. you would get lost within 2 minutes and end up getting rapped by the teachers. you will never see the principle for all 3 years you go there. smells like weed in the 8th grade hallways. all sports team sucks ass. girls think cheerleading is a sport. the 7th graders will give the 8th graders head . The teachers don’t know shit , you won’t go a day without some ghetto black kid shouting at u randomly , track 4 is cock suckers that think there cool , track 1 is gay , no one knows track 2 or 3 bc noone likes them , the thots will always stay in tack 1 and the f boys always in track 4.

“what the hell is leaking on my head”. “why the hell is there a pole in the middle of our gym”

lufkin road middle school is so stupid

lufkin road middle school by I’m a cole July 17, 2019