fial

The epitome of fail. Fail is used on the internet as an expression of disapproval, so failing to type fail correctly will often lead to subsequent ridicule and derision.

jim:You lost to an 8 year old on Halo? FIAL!
jim:uh-oh...
everyone else in the chat room: HA HA HA XD etc etc

by Lucothefish March 19, 2008

rrod

Internet shorthand for the Red Ring Of Death, the term used to describe hardware failure on the Xbox360, charcterised by three red lights around the power button.

Was gonna finish off my acheivements for GoW last night, but got rrod instead.

by lucothefish September 06, 2007

System mover

A video game so good, people will buy the games console just to play it. System Movers are almost always exlusive to one console.

Nintendo's own games are often system movers

by Lucothefish March 31, 2009

nasal sex

A way of saying "I don't know", as in "fuck knows"

Jim: Anything good on tonight?
Bob: Nasal sex
Jim: Nasal sex?
Bob: Fuck nose

by lucothefish October 16, 2007

purple headed womb broom

A Straight guy's stiffy

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom

by LucoTheFish September 21, 2006

spunkwad

A derogatory term alluding to the waste product produced from whacking off i.e. a useless soggy kleenex filled with no good spunk. In particular it refers to people who share similar characteristics such as being useless and/or being a waste product of their parent's sexual experiences.

next time ask me before you touch anything you damn spunkwad

by lucothefish August 10, 2006

Warmup pic

A message sent to your lover before they come home, as a preview of what they'll be getting when they arrive.

John keeps looking at his phone and grinning, I think he's been sent a warmup pic.

by Lucothefish January 27, 2009