Harry Potter

1) In my opinion, the best series of books ever written. Sorry, Twilight fangirls, but it's true. Often compared to the Lord of the Rings, though commonly compared for the wrong reason. I compare them because they are the best and second best series of books ever written.
2) The best series of movies ever. Even though the movies are not as good as the books (so far), they still beat most other movies and all other movie series. In order of best to worst so far in my opinion, here they are:

1. Goblet of Fire
2. Half-Blood Prince
3. Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Chamber of Secrets
5. Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone
6. Order of the Phoenix

Somehow they managed to make the longest and possibly best book the shortest and worst movie. And the movie is STILL awesome.
3) A boy from the series defined above with a scar shaped like a bolt of lightning on his head. Enemy of Lord Voldemort.
1)
Harry Potter Books Fan: Dude, I just finished reading Order of the Phoenix, it was EPIC!
Harry Potter Hater: Yeh, ok.
Harry Potter Books Fan: Why don't you go read Twilight?
2)
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Goblet of Fire is the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
Twilight Movies Fan: OMG NO UR RONG!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!uno!!!11!!!!!eleventyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT 4EVER!!!!!unooneunoeleventyoneuno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Go watch Twilight, idiot.
3) Harry Potter Series Fan (INSANE FANGIRL: DANGEROUS SPECIES): OMG!!!! Liek, Hairy Potter is SOOOOO hawt!!!!!one!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Twilight Fangirl (EVEN MORE DANGEROUS): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 EDWARD 4EVER!!!!!!!11!!! I WANNA FUCK HIM SOOOOO BAD!!!!!!
Sane HP Fan: Geez, you'll never be able to meet them. Live with it.
by Lucio Soph June 23, 2010
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Replay

"Shawty's like a melody in my head, can't keep out, got my singing like
Na na na na, every day
It's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Lucio Soph September 08, 2010
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Annoying

1) When People Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence.
2) Wen pepel mispell evry wurd inn uh sentance
3) Whn PpL typ LIK dYs
4) WHEN PEOPLE TURN ON ALL CAPS
5) When people say "Oh my God." They are disrespecting God. Let me rant on a little bit here...
6) When people get into a huge religious debate when someone says "Oh my God."
7) When people contradict themselves.
8) When people unknowingly make themselves look stupid.
9) When people say something's annoying when it's actually funny.
10) When people contradict themselves.
11) When people repeat themselves.
12) When people use memes like Candlejack to be funny. It's not funny it's just unorigina
13) When people keep typing after using a meme that interrupts a sentence.
14) When people have a "heart attaHNNNNNNNNNNGH
15) When people keep typing after using a meme that interrupts a sentence.
16) When people repeat themselves.
17) When people repeat themselves more than once.
19) When people skip a number.
18) When people put that number after the number that's usually after it.
20) A bunch of other sh!t.
21) When people substitute '!' for 'i' when swearing.
22) When people contradict themselves.
23) When people repeat the- Oh, you get it.
1) Hello There I Am Very Annoying.
2)Helo tere ai m veri anoying.
3) HlO tere I M anOYiNg
4) HELLO THERE I AM VERY ANNOYING
5) "Oh God, I'm annoying."
"STFU lemme giv ya religious debated!"
6) You get it.
by Lucio Soph September 11, 2010
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Sweet Emotion

An awesome song by Aerosmith.
Lyrics:
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion

You talk about things that nobody cares
Wearing other things that nobody wears
You're callin' my name but I gotta make clear
I can't say baby where I'll be in a year

Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go musta got up and went
Well, I got good news, she's a real good liar
Cuz the backstage groove'll set your pants on fire

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion

I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said I took you just a little too far
You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died
Yes it did

You stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
I'll talk about something you can sure understand
Cuz a month on the road an' I'll be eating from your hand
Person 1: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Person 2: What song are you singing?
Person 1: Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith.
Person 2: Is that seriously the only part you know?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: ...
Both: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010
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Care Bears on Fire

A great all-female Pop Punk child band trio. Used to have a boy, but was replaced with a girl. Sample songs are:
Everybody Else
Barbie Eat a Sandwhich
Met You On Myspace
Get Over It
Violet
Gym Class Haze
Person 1: Care Bears on Fire sucks.
Person 2: @@@@@@@@@ defend defend @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ spam @@@@@@@ i haet u @@@@@@ whaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Jeez, it's just an opinion
Person 2: IDC!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@ defend more@@@@@@@@@@@@ more spam @@@@@@@@@@@@
Person 3: Jeez, I like them, but not enough to whine that much about it.
by Lucio Soph June 20, 2010
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0

The IQ of Barack Obama. Just for reference, George W. Bush's IQ is 1.
by Lucio Soph August 06, 2010
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Perfect

School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, so why practice?
by Lucio Soph September 15, 2010
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