43 definitions by Lucio Soph
As there are many definitions and stereotypes surrounding Goths, let me just put it this way:
My definition of "Goth"
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Goths are people who just be themselves. They don't wear black all the time. They aren't all depressed. They aren't all emo. Most of them don't shop at Hot Topic. They don't all have to listen to Gothic Rock. THEY AREN'T ALL SATANIC. They aren't all suicidal. They aren't all violent. Most of them laugh (and some of them laugh more than others). I could go on and on, correcting stereotypes, but I have a life, as all other Goths do (and what do you know, there goes another stereotype).
My definition of "Goth"
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Goths are people who just be themselves. They don't wear black all the time. They aren't all depressed. They aren't all emo. Most of them don't shop at Hot Topic. They don't all have to listen to Gothic Rock. THEY AREN'T ALL SATANIC. They aren't all suicidal. They aren't all violent. Most of them laugh (and some of them laugh more than others). I could go on and on, correcting stereotypes, but I have a life, as all other Goths do (and what do you know, there goes another stereotype).
Poser: liek, oh my goth, hot topic is sooooooo goth!
Actual Goth: Hot Topic is a stereotypical 'goth' store that actually has nothing to do whatsoever with Gothic Fashion. Go ahead and shop there if you want, poser.
(Army of Chav Friends Surround Poser)
Chavs: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ defend defend @@@@@@@@@@@@@ yo, 'choo hasslin 'im for, dawg? dat aint kool! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ defend defend
Actual Goth: Um... may I have a translation, please?
Chavs: Er... what?
Actual Goth: Tell me what you said in English, please.
Chavs: poser! ur nawt goth, dawg! u dont shop at hottopic or listen to marilyn manson or dress in all black or be violent or anythin!
Lead Chav: cmon, mah homies! lets blow this popsicle stand an pimp up the park! well leaf dis here poser to rot at dis dump!
Actual Goth (to self): I guess this is a case of "Monkey see, monkey do."
Actual Goth: Hot Topic is a stereotypical 'goth' store that actually has nothing to do whatsoever with Gothic Fashion. Go ahead and shop there if you want, poser.
(Army of Chav Friends Surround Poser)
Chavs: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ defend defend @@@@@@@@@@@@@ yo, 'choo hasslin 'im for, dawg? dat aint kool! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ defend defend
Actual Goth: Um... may I have a translation, please?
Chavs: Er... what?
Actual Goth: Tell me what you said in English, please.
Chavs: poser! ur nawt goth, dawg! u dont shop at hottopic or listen to marilyn manson or dress in all black or be violent or anythin!
Lead Chav: cmon, mah homies! lets blow this popsicle stand an pimp up the park! well leaf dis here poser to rot at dis dump!
Actual Goth (to self): I guess this is a case of "Monkey see, monkey do."
by Lucio Soph June 22, 2010
1) When People Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence.
2) Wen pepel mispell evry wurd inn uh sentance
3) Whn PpL typ LIK dYs
4) WHEN PEOPLE TURN ON ALL CAPS
5) When people say "Oh my God." They are disrespecting God. Let me rant on a little bit here...
6) When people get into a huge religious debate when someone says "Oh my God."
7) When people contradict themselves.
8) When people unknowingly make themselves look stupid.
9) When people say something's annoying when it's actually funny.
10) When people contradict themselves.
11) When people repeat themselves.
12) When people use memes like Candlejack to be funny. It's not funny it's just unorigina
13) When people keep typing after using a meme that interrupts a sentence.
14) When people have a "heart attaHNNNNNNNNNNGH
15) When people keep typing after using a meme that interrupts a sentence.
16) When people repeat themselves.
17) When people repeat themselves more than once.
19) When people skip a number.
18) When people put that number after the number that's usually after it.
20) A bunch of other sh!t.
21) When people substitute '!' for 'i' when swearing.
22) When people contradict themselves.
23) When people repeat the- Oh, you get it.
2) Wen pepel mispell evry wurd inn uh sentance
3) Whn PpL typ LIK dYs
4) WHEN PEOPLE TURN ON ALL CAPS
5) When people say "Oh my God." They are disrespecting God. Let me rant on a little bit here...
6) When people get into a huge religious debate when someone says "Oh my God."
7) When people contradict themselves.
8) When people unknowingly make themselves look stupid.
9) When people say something's annoying when it's actually funny.
10) When people contradict themselves.
11) When people repeat themselves.
12) When people use memes like Candlejack to be funny. It's not funny it's just unorigina
13) When people keep typing after using a meme that interrupts a sentence.
14) When people have a "heart attaHNNNNNNNNNNGH
15) When people keep typing after using a meme that interrupts a sentence.
16) When people repeat themselves.
17) When people repeat themselves more than once.
19) When people skip a number.
18) When people put that number after the number that's usually after it.
20) A bunch of other sh!t.
21) When people substitute '!' for 'i' when swearing.
22) When people contradict themselves.
23) When people repeat the- Oh, you get it.
1) Hello There I Am Very Annoying.
2)Helo tere ai m veri anoying.
3) HlO tere I M anOYiNg
4) HELLO THERE I AM VERY ANNOYING
5) "Oh God, I'm annoying."
"STFU lemme giv ya religious debated!"
6) You get it.
2)Helo tere ai m veri anoying.
3) HlO tere I M anOYiNg
4) HELLO THERE I AM VERY ANNOYING
5) "Oh God, I'm annoying."
"STFU lemme giv ya religious debated!"
6) You get it.
by Lucio Soph September 11, 2010
An awesome song by Aerosmith.
Lyrics:
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
You talk about things that nobody cares
Wearing other things that nobody wears
You're callin' my name but I gotta make clear
I can't say baby where I'll be in a year
Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go musta got up and went
Well, I got good news, she's a real good liar
Cuz the backstage groove'll set your pants on fire
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said I took you just a little too far
You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died
Yes it did
You stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
I'll talk about something you can sure understand
Cuz a month on the road an' I'll be eating from your hand
Lyrics:
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
You talk about things that nobody cares
Wearing other things that nobody wears
You're callin' my name but I gotta make clear
I can't say baby where I'll be in a year
Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go musta got up and went
Well, I got good news, she's a real good liar
Cuz the backstage groove'll set your pants on fire
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said I took you just a little too far
You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died
Yes it did
You stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
I'll talk about something you can sure understand
Cuz a month on the road an' I'll be eating from your hand
Person 1: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Person 2: What song are you singing?
Person 1: Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith.
Person 2: Is that seriously the only part you know?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: ...
Both: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
Person 2: What song are you singing?
Person 1: Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith.
Person 2: Is that seriously the only part you know?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: ...
Both: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooootion
by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010
"Your hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me
When all you've gotta keep is strong,
Move along, move along,
Like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone,
Move along, move along,
Just to make it through,
Move along" - Chorus
For once I'm glad a song is overplayed on the radio.
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me
When all you've gotta keep is strong,
Move along, move along,
Like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone,
Move along, move along,
Just to make it through,
Move along" - Chorus
For once I'm glad a song is overplayed on the radio.
by Lucio Soph August 4, 2010
"Shawty's like a melody in my head, can't keep out, got my singing like
Na na na na, every day
It's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Na na na na, every day
It's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Lucio Soph September 8, 2010
Used to be the most powerful Pokemon in the world. But then things started getting pretty complicated, and all the Pokemon became Gods with power over every single thing in the world. Then Arceus came along and said "GTFO," so Mewtwo had to sink back into the shadows and stay there until the last page of the internet. Now they got some Yin Yang Pokemon, who are rumored to be able to control Arceus, which makes no sense since Arceus is supposed to be the creator of the universe, and I don't really don't think Arceus would create it's creators. So then a bunch of fans rose up and said "I am disappoint," and Nintendo's trying to make it look like they're making it like their favorite games, Red and Blue. But really it's just a bunch of BS, and so people kept saying "I am disappoint," so now Nintendo's just keeping going. And now I am going to play Crystal.
Mewtwo
by Lucio Soph September 5, 2010
The best of the best; something of top quality.
Not to be confused with shit, which is low-quality. Worst of the worst.
Not to be confused with shit, which is low-quality. Worst of the worst.
by Lucio Soph November 6, 2010