Definitions by Lt. Dungheap

Kenny Boy 

Pet name for convicted Enron hypercriminal Kenneth Lay, coined by his pal George W. Bush. Kenny Boy was the largest donor to George W. Bush's election campaign. Birds of a feather.

Kenny Boy would steal your soul if it weren't attached to your body.

Kenny Boy by Lt. Dungheap May 28, 2006

Kenneth Lay 

Convicted Enron hypercriminal and long-time Bush supporter and financier.

Kenneth Lay will die in prison.

Kenneth Lay by Lt. Dungheap May 28, 2006

Donald Rumsfailed 

Donald Rumsfeld (get it, because he failed).

Set phasers to fail, it's Donald Rumsfailed

Donald Rumsfailed by Lt. Dungheap May 18, 2006

The Southland 

California from Los Angeles to the border: Los Angeles, OC, Riverside, San Bernardino, Imperial, San Diego.

Dudes hit hard in the Southland.

The Southland by Lt. Dungheap May 16, 2006

Southland 

California from Los Angeles to the border. Los Angeles, OC, Imperial County, Riverside, San Bernardino, San Diego.

Dudes hit hard in the Southland.

Southland by Lt. Dungheap May 16, 2006

gruel pit 

The last inch of a drink that is mostly backwash.

Only a lush drinks the gruel pit.

gruel pit by Lt. Dungheap May 14, 2006

Rumsfailed 

Common nickname for US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld (because he failed, get it?). Somehow this man set the world's most powerful military against a bunch of starving neighborhood thugs with counterfeit AKs and homemade bombs, and lost. Rumsfailed was able to achieve this fabulous result because he is a civilian businessman with no military experience, and ran the war as a business, trying to make money for his employers (General Dynamics, Halliburton, Carlisle Group), rather than actually trying to win or stabilize the country.

Rumsfailed says:
"I'm against deploying troops in wars. When you pay a soldier the soldier gets the money. When you buy billions of dollars worth of uneeded crap from Halliburton and General Dynamics then the military industrial complex gets the profit. Which is why we fight meaningless wars like this in the first place."

"Fuck the doomed, I'm senile."

Rumsfailed by Lt. Dungheap May 11, 2006