Definitions by Lowrider
The Bag Whore Queen
THE BAG WHORE QUEEN IS THE QUEEN OF BAG WHORES. SHE SHOWS UP AT 2AM WEARING A TRASH BAG WITH THE BOTTOM CUT OUT TO FIT HER HEAD THROUGH AND HER ARMS, SHE SPORTS A BURGER KING CROWN LIKE A TIARA AND THE END OF THE BAG THAT IS TIED IS TIED TO WHERE IT SHOWS HER CUM DUMPSTER AND BOOTY HOLE , WITH THE RED LINE ON THE BAG TIED IN A SLOPPY BOW.
THE BAG WHORE QUEEN SHOWS UP AT 2AM TO FUCK UP YOUR LIFE! FUCK MY LIFE BAG WHORE QUEEN! FUCK MY LIFE!
The Bag Whore Queen by Lowrider February 17, 2026
12 Story Face Fuck
A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.
"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."
12 Story Face Fuck by Lowrider June 2, 2003
Regurgitated Cum Wad
Regurgitated Cum Wad by Lowrider June 2, 2003
Burst your bubble
Burst your bubble by Lowrider June 2, 2003
Ready for Freddy
Dead.
Are you ready for Freddy? I sure hope not, because if you're ready for Freddy, you're ready for the undertaker. Bwa ha ha ha ha. Get it? That's funny!!
Ready for Freddy by Lowrider May 30, 2003