genderwoowoo

The magical essence and activating force of the newest of New Age cults, which worships sociopathic fat bald white dudes prancing around in bra and panties whilst hiding cams in the ladies' loo. It's sacraments including screaming "TERF!" and trying to persuade pre-pubescent boys and girls to slice off their sex organs and mammaries and get sterilized.
"Hey Jon, are you going to have your 12 year olds daughter's breasts sliced off and get her neutered? I can get you a price break!"

"No thanks, Dan, I don't believe in genderwoowoo."
by Louis XXV October 12, 2021
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SUV

N8gger
"Hey was that a jogger that killed all those white grannies?"
"No--just an SUV."
by Louis XXV January 03, 2022
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transphobe

1. Non insane person, capable of distinguishing a boy from a girl, who opposes the "human right" of men cosplaying as women to prance into womens' loos and locker rooms and waiver their erections around in 9-year old girls' faces.

2. Not a sociopath--a decent human-being who believe it is morally wrong to sterilize pre-pubescent children and/or slice the breasts/penises off of young teenagers.
1. "Sorry Dave--I don't believe you have a 'human right" to follow my pre-teen daughter into the ladies' locker room and show her your hard penis."

'You goddamn transphobe!"

2. "Hey Fred--do you want to help me trans your son I can get you a price break if you want to have his penis chopped off."

"Dan--he's 11 years old--maybe later."

"You goddamn transphobe!"
by Louis XXV October 13, 2021
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Clain't

The fake "clitoris" that is all that remains of the penis of a transwoman after "bottom surgery." You know--the one that "not even a gynecologist can distinguish from the real thing" -- unless he looks at it.
"Hey, did you here that Jessica Yaniv's clain't fell off?"
by Louis XXV November 27, 2021
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Clain't

The fake clit created by the Dr. Frankenstein butchers who perform "bottom-surgery" on MTF TIMS or transwomen. Usually necrotizes and falls off within a few weeks. Of course not even a gynecologist could possibly distinguish the clain't from the real thing--provided they are blind, deaf, have no sense of smell, and never get within six feet of the thing. Jessica Yaniv lost his in record time.
Jessica: "Oh my god, I can't find my clain't. I must have knocked it off fapping furiously whilst stuck in the bathtub!"
Fire department: "Do not ever call us again."
by Louis XXV November 23, 2021
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Schiff

A euphemism for shit--honoring the infamous democrat congressman and pathological liar Adam "bug-eye" Schiff.
"Hey, where are you going?"
"To the head--I've got to take a Schiff."
by Louis XXV October 08, 2021
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superstraight

A genuine "straight" or heterosexual--i.e., a man who is sexually attracted to genuine women only or a woman who is sexually attracted to genuine men only. While "superstraight" and "straight" are actually synonymous, the term "Superstraight" has recently been adopted because it's easier than explaining for the thousandth time to autistic bisexual transpersons that "heterosexual attraction does NOT include attraction to same sex individuals cosplaying as the opposite sex." See also SuperLesbian and Supergay.
"Hey Dave, since you're straight I guess you'll want to have sex with me now that I've had my weenier chopped off and swallowed a bottle of tittie-skittles."

"Ah sorry no Mark--I'm SuperStraight."
by Louis XXV October 12, 2021
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