ratchet board

1) Mythical prototype board for working on bottoms of cars, includes such add-ons as tool set, can swivel, lock into place, etc...

2) Someone with little or no sexual dignity.

1) The mechanic saved up all his money for a year to buy a new ratchetboard, which greatly facilitated his work.

2) "Are you going out with Maggie dude?"

"No man, I hears she's a total ratchetboard"

"Yeah man, she gets around"

by Louis K April 23, 2005

sostenuto

Softly, most often used as a death reference. Also one of the pedals on a piano.

"Vinnie, I want you to kill him, but make it sostenuto" "Yes boss"

by Louis K April 11, 2005

earing

Impractical piece of jewelry, most often forcibly inserted into the lower earlobe where it then hangs. Most often used by girls with a single "earing" in each ear, sometimes also used excessively - by girls or guys - with mixed results.

Statistics have shown that people identifying themselves as "gothic" or "emo" have are 150% more likely to have multiple earings.

In the book "Diary" Peter's friend ripped his earing out, severing his earlobe into two pieces, resembling a snake's tongue.

by Louis K April 11, 2005

camp

An innocent arrogance

“Camp is popularity plus vulgarity plus innocence” (Indra Jahalani).

by Louis K June 06, 2005

Whopp

Whopp, or Whepp, is a word formed from the combination of the words whore and prep. A whopp is the sort of girl who will constantly go to footballers' parties to get drunk and have sex.

Also known as Po's.

Typical JCA person: Hey girl, what happened to your arm?
Typical JCA Whopp: I went to my boyfriend's party and it was my first time drinking and I was allergic to beer and I passed out and they called the ambulance but the cops came and we all got busted and my boyfriend broke my arm because he was pissed.

by Louis K June 03, 2005