Louis K's definitions

ratchet board

1) Mythical prototype board for working on bottoms of cars, includes such add-ons as tool set, can swivel, lock into place, etc...

2) Someone with little or no sexual dignity.

1) The mechanic saved up all his money for a year to buy a new ratchetboard, which greatly facilitated his work.

2) "Are you going out with Maggie dude?"

"No man, I hears she's a total ratchetboard"

"Yeah man, she gets around"

by Louis K April 23, 2005

Get Awesome

Whenever you do something really awesome or something really awesome happens to you.

I still remember the first time I ever went skydiving. That was the first time I ever got awesome.

by Louis K April 16, 2005

sostenuto

Softly, most often used as a death reference. Also one of the pedals on a piano.

"Vinnie, I want you to kill him, but make it sostenuto" "Yes boss"

by Louis K April 11, 2005

oi vei

Word of Jewish Descent meaning Oh God. Often used by girls looking for something new to say or by guys badly impersonating Jewish people, who actually talk exactly the same way as the rest of us.

"Oi Vei, my parents are beating me again"
"I told you, stop talking to me"
"Oi Vei, here we go again."

by Louis K April 11, 2005

earing

Impractical piece of jewelry, most often forcibly inserted into the lower earlobe where it then hangs. Most often used by girls with a single "earing" in each ear, sometimes also used excessively - by girls or guys - with mixed results.

Statistics have shown that people identifying themselves as "gothic" or "emo" have are 150% more likely to have multiple earings.

In the book "Diary" Peter's friend ripped his earing out, severing his earlobe into two pieces, resembling a snake's tongue.

by Louis K April 11, 2005