Carterville Illinois

White trash capital of the Illinois Ozarks. Largest consumer of fentanyl and oxycodone in the region. Largest producer of methamphetamine. Wear realtree camouflage to show your fashion sense. Pay Northern Illinois taxes for Appalachian hillbilly culture and disadvantages. Pretty good values in mobile home sites (even for double wides). Some great banjo venues.
You cain't miss stopping in Carterville Illinois.
by Louie^2 March 13, 2017
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Carterville Illinois

We don't call it "Anus Illinois" for no reason.
We loves our hometown, Carterville Illinois.
by Louie^2 December 10, 2021
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Carterville High School

(Carterville, IL): A very "special" school filled mostly with developmentally disabled students. Graduates fill the played out coal mines of Southern Illinois, the rolls of the disabled (SSI) and the Illinois state Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) and General Assistance (GA) rolls. Standards(?) Mainline to US Penitentiary Marion, IL.
Send you sons to Carterville High School to fill 4 years of they time. Send you daughters to Carterville High School to get they a baby daddy.
by Louie^2 August 07, 2022
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Syracuse

Upstate NY midsized city of impending darkness and doom. Whatever is depressing and elegant, Syracuse has at very least a little. Decaying industry, dark and gloomy weather, Romanesque architecture, dark stone buildings, stripper bars with overage dancers, losing sports teams.....
Let's go visit Syracuse, that is sure to bring down our mood.
by Louie^2 March 08, 2021
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Jenny McCarthy

An aggressive very well built late middle aged woman who is rather an idiot.
My God. This nightclub is wall to wall Jenny McCarthys.
by Louie^2 September 30, 2017
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Cunt

A woman that genuinely enjoys sex of all kinds and is excellent at giving and receiving pleasure.
Morgan is a cunt, the best, I will never forget her.
by Louie^2 March 03, 2020
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