Lotusflower's definitions

Player-Stayer Complex

Psychological term describing a woman who wants her man to be simultaneously: a) charming and unavailable and b) completely committed. Basically, the woman's version of the madonna-whore complex. Leads to perpetual state of dissatisfaction with men.

Jennifer has a total Player-Stayer complex. She either goes for nice guys and gets bored, or goes for total sleazes and is disgusted. Good luck finding her a man!

by Lotusflower February 15, 2007

good carma

Good luck with parking. You get it from being a kind driver. Just like karma, but specific to being in your car.

Penelope always finds a parking spot. She has good carma.

by lotusflower February 24, 2007

new ageist

1. Used to describe individuals who discriminate against others who are not overly focused on self improvement.

2. The act of looking down on people who do not practice yoga, eat organic, and believe in energy fields.

My date late night was a disaster because the guy is completely new ageist. He is seriously opposed to dating girls who are not into meditation and eating sprouts.

by Lotusflower February 8, 2007

flung

Describes a fling that is completely over and done.

Liliana: What every happened to that young, cute bartender you were seeing.
Allie: Oh ya, that fling has flung.

by Lotusflower September 4, 2007

sellevision

Television broadcast aired with the sole aim of selling merchandise. Can refer to a television network or program/infomercial Examples include the Home Shopping Network and QVC.

I was up watching sellevision until 3 AM. I can't believe I actually ordered a Diamonique seahorse pendant and matching earrings. What was I thinking?!?

by Lotusflower March 6, 2007

Pacing Error

Common mistake made in dating whereby one party tries to move the relationship forward too quickly.

Martin said he loved her on the second date. What a major Pacing Error. She would have gone out with him again, but now she is really creeped out.

by Lotusflower February 15, 2007

Organically Overlap

Term used by new age and/or granola types to describe an accidental meeting or spending time together without previously having made a plan.

I have yoga later, but we will probably organically overlap at one of the greenpeace meetings.

or

Jenika did not want to make a specific plan to see him again, although she was open to organically overlapping with him sometime in the future.

by Lotusflower February 16, 2007