Definitions by Lothar
Texas Corn Cob
When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Texas Corn Cob by Lothar January 13, 2018
Confederate Nut Cracker
A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
Confederate Nut Cracker by Lothar January 13, 2018
Pellet Stove
While on a long road-trip you squeeze your butt cheeks together to keep the turds in while you let small farts pass through without crapping yourself. The fart is as pungent as possible and may kill someone. You'll certainly get burned.
Pellet Stove by Lothar December 14, 2017
downsball
This is an insult. The pejorative refers to an extremely stupid person who, while not actually having Down's Syndrome, has an intelligence equated to that of someone who suffers from that genetic ailment. It is usually used to attack someone who has made a grave error in speech or action, or holds beliefs or takes actions not to the insulter's liking.
Many would object to this term because of its implicit devaluing of persons with Down's Syndrome.
Many would object to this term because of its implicit devaluing of persons with Down's Syndrome.