Definitions by Lostboy813
Squirrel
A word used by people to gain the instant attention of people suffering from ADD or ADHD. Most children with this malady are taught from an early age to remember the word. Sometimes it is necessary to use hypnotherapy to help them keep this word in their memory. Once the word is used they will immediately stop and look off into the distance. They will then survey their surroundings.
Did you know you can yell Squirrel to get people with ADD or ADHD to stop and pay attention to their surroundings?
Squirrel by Lostboy813 September 23, 2024
Pissadeer
"The dyslexic magician made an elephant pissadeer."
"The new spray cleaner makes all kinds of stains pissadeer."
"The new spray cleaner makes all kinds of stains pissadeer."
Pissadeer by Lostboy813 June 18, 2024
Damital 2 L
Newest drug made to combat the disease known as
Syphagonaherpatitus. The drug is highly controversial, many of the ingredients can cause serious side effects. (including debilitating pain, suicidal thoughts, hot flashes) But it has a 98% success rate. The tag line is "Just yell Damital 2 L, if you're tired of SGH*".
*Syphagonaherpatitus
Syphagonaherpatitus. The drug is highly controversial, many of the ingredients can cause serious side effects. (including debilitating pain, suicidal thoughts, hot flashes) But it has a 98% success rate. The tag line is "Just yell Damital 2 L, if you're tired of SGH*".
*Syphagonaherpatitus
Joe: They say that new Damital 2 L is a wonder drug.
Bob: Yeah, wonder if it will heal you or kill you.
Bob: Yeah, wonder if it will heal you or kill you.
Damital 2 L by Lostboy813 September 19, 2023
Hormone
You should have heard that hormone when I gave her an orgasm.
If you guys want to hear a hormone,find her clit, or her g-spot.
I could hear a hormone, when I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend.
My neighbor must be a great lover, I can tell from the hormone.
If you guys want to hear a hormone,find her clit, or her g-spot.
I could hear a hormone, when I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend.
My neighbor must be a great lover, I can tell from the hormone.
Hormone by Lostboy813 October 7, 2022
Wang Chung
Newest internet challenge where naked men run through town, trying to hit, or Chung, people with their penis, or Wang.
Mark: everyone get naked, time to Wang Chung tonight
Billy: Our video is sure to go viral.
Joe: What'd you do?
Jim: A bunch of us decided to Wang Chung thru town.
Bob: What's Wang Chung?
Larry: That’s where you get naked and run through town trying to hit someone with your wang.
Mark: everyone get naked, time to Wang Chung tonight
Billy: Our video is sure to go viral.
Joe: What'd you do?
Jim: A bunch of us decided to Wang Chung thru town.
Bob: What's Wang Chung?
Larry: That’s where you get naked and run through town trying to hit someone with your wang.
Wang Chung by Lostboy813 September 16, 2022
Syphagonaherpatitus
Super sexually transmitted disease.
The worse example of STD's known.
Causes instant agonizing burning of infected area, surrounding area begins to melting flesh, further spreading the infection
So far 4 known STD's have been identified within it
Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Hepatitis.
Conspiracy theorists claim it is developed in a laboratory accident.
The worse example of STD's known.
Causes instant agonizing burning of infected area, surrounding area begins to melting flesh, further spreading the infection
So far 4 known STD's have been identified within it
Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Hepatitis.
Conspiracy theorists claim it is developed in a laboratory accident.
Did you hear about Bob? What about him? He messed with that nasty skank ho on 3rd street. Now he's got that new STD, Syphagonaherpatitus.
Syphagonaherpatitus by Lostboy813 August 21, 2022