Definitions by Lori

CNA

Certified Nurses Aide. Works in a healthcare facility assisting with daily living tasks of the elderly.

Nila works at Long Term Care as a CNA, a Certified Nurses Aide, but she could also be refered to as a Conosour of Nuts and Ass.

CNA by Lori January 13, 2005

pants runner 

Someone who aides in the pulling up of the pants in a geriatric facility. Generally only needed only when the resident is hard to handle or there has been a code brown(accident resulting in fecal matter in the pants)

Rhonda and Lori, CNAs, are changing Elsie's messy pants when they find a code brown.
Rhonda: oh no!
Elsie: I'm going to knock the hell out of you!
Lori: I think we're going to need a pants runner. (goes into the hall to find Donna to help wipe and pull up the clean pants)

pants runner by Lori January 13, 2005

fluffy 

A squeeky fart that slips out without warning

I just cut a fluffy in front of my boyfriend

fluffy by Lori December 5, 2004

flusterfuck

Same as confused. Use like "flustered" or "confuzzled."

"Man, ask me tomorrow. . . now I'm all flusterfucked."

flusterfuck by Lori November 29, 2004

fantasmical 

Fastastic and Magical
Origin Mikel

It was fantasmical turning Mikel down.

fantasmical by Lori November 18, 2004

D-Lo 

a girl with a "Jennifer" ass and a "Dolly" chest.

Deana, did you see the D-Lo, those aren't real...

D-Lo by Lori November 18, 2004

verbage 

Refers to the dumb phrases on t-shirts, especially those sold at Hot Topic. These phrases usually make no sense.

"Did you check the new verbage?"
"Yeah. . .some shit about a hamster. . ."

verbage by Lori November 1, 2004