Definitions by Lord Mountevans
Larry The Not Lobster
Larry The Not Lobster is a stuffed Scorpion that was mistaken to be a Lobster. He's always grumpy and doesn't like new people, he shows this by making a mooing sound and attacks them with his claws.
He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.
Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.
He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.
But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.
He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.
Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.
He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.
But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.
Larry The Not Lobster by Lord Mountevans August 26, 2017
TNA Stink
When a wrestler has been in TNA (Total Nonstop Action) for many years then they get signed to WWE but they just reek of TNA & have the stigma of working for with the company for a long time.
Guy1: "see where WWE igned Eric Young?"
Guy2: "that guy from TNA?"
Guy1: "yeah you're right, he's covered in TNA stink
Guy2: "that guy from TNA?"
Guy1: "yeah you're right, he's covered in TNA stink
TNA Stink by Lord Mountevans January 29, 2017
Granny Hacker
When a elderly lady gets her internet taken off her by her ISP for downloading off limewire and then gives zero fucks and moves on to pirate bay.
"I got banned by my ISP, I've got to sign something saying I won't do it again"
*a month later*
"Seen this new the pirate bay thing, it's well good"
This my friends is a granny hacker
*a month later*
"Seen this new the pirate bay thing, it's well good"
This my friends is a granny hacker
Granny Hacker by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016
The Don Tony and Kevin Castle show
A weekly podcast that talks about WWE, TNA, Indy Pro Wrestling news and analysis, plus mainstream entertainment, news, sports, pop culture talk, and lots more!
"The Don Tony and Kevin Castle show contains explicit language... but just because you're mature doesn't mean you can't be a little naughty"
The Don Tony and Kevin Castle show by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016
Wanky Reece
A kid who goes into the toilets at your secondary school / high school and has a wank but gets caught on multiple occasion. This is known as doing a "Wanky Reece"
Wanky Reece by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016
Tape Trading
When you get in the business of selling & trading VHS cassette tapes. This was popular in the 90's and early 2000's & was popularised with tapes of wrestling such as WWF, ECW, AJPW, World of Sport & WCW. These where mainly done over the phone or via postal orders & paid via cheque.
tape trading
"Dear BWL, Can I order 736b, 836c, 938j & 528n please.
Find the cheque attached to this letter bellow"
"Dear BWL, Can I order 736b, 836c, 938j & 528n please.
Find the cheque attached to this letter bellow"
Tape Trading by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016
bluey the whale
Bluey the whale sleep whale, from birth, with love who is a soft toy who is lovely and so adorable. The gender of the whale is unknown and makes noises such as "Bap bap bap bap bap"
It's tail also goes back and forth when it swims.
Bluey also works part time at McDonald's as a cold water tap.
It's tail also goes back and forth when it swims.
Bluey also works part time at McDonald's as a cold water tap.
bluey the whale by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016