Lord Iffy Boatrace's definitions

fuxx0r

Literally, fuck. Commonly used to indicate something is really wrong.

"Here come the police. Shit, I'm fuxx0red."

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

Freakout

A rainbow-hued world that exists behind my eyes

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

play the pink oboe

To perform fellatio on a male

"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

collars and cuffs

Ladies head and pubic hair

"There's another bottle blond. I bet her collars and cuffs don't match"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

grapenuts

Haemorrhoids;piles

"Christ, my grapenuts feel like they're the size of basketballs"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003