Definitions by Lord Iffy Boatrace

collars and cuffs 

Ladies head and pubic hair

"There's another bottle blond. I bet her collars and cuffs don't match"

collars and cuffs by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

Freakout

A rainbow-hued world that exists behind my eyes

Freakout by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

fuxx0r 

Literally, fuck. Commonly used to indicate something is really wrong.

"Here come the police. Shit, I'm fuxx0red."

fuxx0r by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

grapenuts 

Haemorrhoids;piles

"Christ, my grapenuts feel like they're the size of basketballs"

grapenuts by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

play the pink oboe

To perform fellatio on a male

"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"

play the pink oboe by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003