play the pink oboe

To perform fellatio on a male

"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

collars and cuffs

Ladies head and pubic hair

"There's another bottle blond. I bet her collars and cuffs don't match"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

fuxx0r

Literally, fuck. Commonly used to indicate something is really wrong.

"Here come the police. Shit, I'm fuxx0red."

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

grapenuts

Haemorrhoids;piles

"Christ, my grapenuts feel like they're the size of basketballs"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

Freakout

A rainbow-hued world that exists behind my eyes

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003