5 definition by Lord Iffy Boatrace

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Ladies head and pubic hair
"There's another bottle blond. I bet her collars and cuffs don't match"
by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

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To perform fellatio on a male
"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"
by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

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Literally, fuck. Commonly used to indicate something is really wrong.
"Here come the police. Shit, I'm fuxx0red."
by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

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Haemorrhoids;piles
"Christ, my grapenuts feel like they're the size of basketballs"
by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

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A rainbow-hued world that exists behind my eyes
by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

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