Definitions by Lord Grimcock

baby boomer 

The generation that destroyed the West.

This fucking baby boomer fought no wars, underfunded the welfare state, failed to have any kids, bought the White Album and was a generally self-righteous hippy cunt while Rome burned. Now he wants MY taxes to pay his pension and medical costs for 40 years of mounting senility? Fuck that.

baby boomer by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008

GröFaZ 

Nick amusingly given to Adolf Hitler by certain of his commanders out of earshot.

Taken, with every degree of irony, from 'Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten' - Greatest War Leader of All Time.

In demanding the reduction of the Kursk salient without providing for a reserve while we were still reeling from Kharkov, GröFaZ totally fucked us over. - Manstein: Lost Victories

GröFaZ by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008

Catterick condom 

The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.

Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?

Catterick condom by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008

spazware 

Incompetently produced software, or cheap software that is an inferior knockoff of a more successful line, for example Serif PagePlus. Not as bad as cuntware, but a waste of space nonetheless.

I waited months for Master of Orion 3 and all I got was this piece of fucking spazware.

spazware by Lord Grimcock December 29, 2007

hog's eye 

The interface between the urethra and the outside world.

We got him to confess to Jill Dando's murder by forcing hot things up his hog's eye.

hog's eye by Lord Grimcock November 24, 2007

SeekingMillionaire 

If I was rich and worthy I wouldn't use a dating site. If I was beautiful and charming I wouldn't use a dating site. I can only assume there's a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich twats and foxy bitches out there, and that the rich twats are clueless enough to want to marry one of the other set despite there being nothing but cosmetic legal or social cred attached to marriage.

I found my husband on SeekingMillionaire, and I divorced him six months later. Mission accomplished.

SeekingMillionaire by Lord Grimcock November 23, 2007

cuntware

A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.

Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.

cuntware by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007