70 definitions by Lord Grimcock
Kate Humble: I'm going public about our relationship, Bill. By tomorrow morning the world will know about your propensity for freeform nambling and Belgian biscuit, you sick bastard.
Bill Oddie: Oh, ecky thump.
Bill Oddie: Oh, ecky thump.
by Lord Grimcock November 15, 2009
That pikey cunt wogged my Focus and ram-wogged Dixons in it. I've told the insurers it's had the dick due to an act of wog.
by Lord Grimcock August 19, 2007
by Lord Grimcock November 3, 2007
The holy grail of poon, a Japanese girl with big eyes, great legs and unholy natural tits.
Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag only increases her charm, though I wouldn't object if she did either.
Check Youtube for clips if any doubt remains to you.
Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag only increases her charm, though I wouldn't object if she did either.
Check Youtube for clips if any doubt remains to you.
by Lord Grimcock August 16, 2008
British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.
Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.
by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007
The act of inserting carrion (ideally a fourth-trimester goat foetus) up a lady's quim. Putrefaction ensues, and after a certain time - weeks, maybe months - has elapsed, the semi-liquid remains can be felched out of her gash by a braver man than me. Preferably at solstice, etc, as with necrobation, which can be done simultaneous, and often is.
Incubating that necrobortion gave your mum lethal blood poisoning. Best put the cadaver on ice till solstice.
by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008
A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.
Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
by Lord Grimcock August 16, 2008