Definitions by Lord Grimcock

nambling 

Participle version of 'namble', itself backformed from 'nambler'. To be in the way of, or actively engaged in molesting kids.

I'm a nambling man
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA

Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.

nambling by Lord Grimcock April 29, 2008

bust his hoop

Crude way of describing the vile act of sodomous penetration.

If Chesney looks a bit uncomfortable today, it's because Jerome bust his hoop behind the gazebo last night, poor cunt.

bust his hoop by Lord Grimcock April 26, 2008

dago

Brit derog for a Spanish person, not an Italian.

That Dago fooled the wife and me alright - Betjeman

dago by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008

necrobortion 

The act of inserting carrion (ideally a fourth-trimester goat foetus) up a lady's quim. Putrefaction ensues, and after a certain time - weeks, maybe months - has elapsed, the semi-liquid remains can be felched out of her gash by a braver man than me. Preferably at solstice, etc, as with necrobation, which can be done simultaneous, and often is.

Incubating that necrobortion gave your mum lethal blood poisoning. Best put the cadaver on ice till solstice.

necrobortion by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008

pie-curious 

A binge eater. Otherwise normal, one who, at times, feels himself powerfully drawn towards the non-salad end of the buffet table.

I became pie-curious after an enjoyable but ultimately damaging experience in my second year at college.

pie-curious by Lord Grimcock January 19, 2008

chthonic 

Aside from its conventional meaning (look it up) can be used as a substitute for 'cool' or 'worthy' in the company of fringe metalheads and acolytes of the Necrowizard.

Amon Amarth are chthonic as fuck.

chthonic by Lord Grimcock January 16, 2008

baby boomer 

The generation that destroyed the West.

This fucking baby boomer fought no wars, underfunded the welfare state, failed to have any kids, bought the White Album and was a generally self-righteous hippy cunt while Rome burned. Now he wants MY taxes to pay his pension and medical costs for 40 years of mounting senility? Fuck that.

baby boomer by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008