Definitions by Lord Grimcock
spenk
Wearside. Descriptive of a gimp; one who is something of a gonk.
Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.
Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.
spenk by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007
shegroid
shegroid by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007
slag badge
At some point about three years ago, it became fashionable for women to deface themselves with tattoos, usually above the waist or on the ankle or upper arm. I first became aware of this trend when some scratter shoved by me sporting a butterfly on the grotesque roll of mechanically tanned lard that hung around her belt. Had I known what was to come, I would have killed her then and there to stop the plague-like spread.
Originally confined to the lower orders, this has now 'trickled up' to the extent everyone from ballerinas to dinnerladies feels called on to complete herself by having some indecipherable Chinese bollocks or some flowers carved above her chuff.
At its most harmless, this is something discreet like a Celtic cross; at its worst, the 'tat' extends all across the lower back, leaving the gentleman with the impression he is fucking the Berlin Wall.
I suppose this was meant to look hawt and slightly dangerous, but all it does is mark the bearer down as a monumentally uninspired skank who'd probably wear a lip-plate if Nicole Richie got one.
See also: tramp stamp (US), sign of ten thousand penises, whoremark, etc.
Originally confined to the lower orders, this has now 'trickled up' to the extent everyone from ballerinas to dinnerladies feels called on to complete herself by having some indecipherable Chinese bollocks or some flowers carved above her chuff.
At its most harmless, this is something discreet like a Celtic cross; at its worst, the 'tat' extends all across the lower back, leaving the gentleman with the impression he is fucking the Berlin Wall.
I suppose this was meant to look hawt and slightly dangerous, but all it does is mark the bearer down as a monumentally uninspired skank who'd probably wear a lip-plate if Nicole Richie got one.
See also: tramp stamp (US), sign of ten thousand penises, whoremark, etc.
I thought she was a bit of alright until she bent down to open that drawer, exposing the eagle-wing slag badge on her lower spine.
slag badge by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
wog
That pikey cunt wogged my Focus and ram-wogged Dixons in it. I've told the insurers it's had the dick due to an act of wog.
wog by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
daddaries
Male mammaries; man boobs, bitch tits, moobs, dog udders. Unsightly pectoral lard reservoirs on a pie-hider, usually found over a gock.
daddaries by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
Necrobation
An act of masturbation involving non-living organic material; specifically, one performed by night in a clearing at solstice while repeatedly grimvoking the name of the Necrowizard. Suitable receptacles for necrobation include the still-lukewarm carcasses of homopriests.
Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.
Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.
The kvlt necrolyte of Shub-Niggurath done a necrobation into the frozen orifice of the homocleric... bloodlustfully.
Necrobation by Lord Grimcock August 15, 2007