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prostitution

The practice of exchanging sex for money, goods or favours - by people who have the integrity to admit what they are doing.

Contrary to popular stupidity very few whores are coerced and most are self-employed, or work through agencies.

Yes it's squalid, and I will stop doing it the moment someone explains to me how it's morally worse than the 'approved' method of going to clubs and lying your way into some drunken slut's minge.
I can see why prostitution may have been harmful to society when there was still a society to harm.
by Lord Grimcock May 18, 2008
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hannukaust

A hilarious and disgraceful conflation of the Jewish holiday Hannukah with 'holocaust' for vaguely comic effect. Careless use can result in a six-year prison sentence.

First coined by bittersweet folk rockers Vaginal Jesus on the album 'Affirmative Apartheid'.
Happy Hannukaust, Shlomo - next year in Jerusalem, eh, ye hook-nosed twat?

*sirens*
by Lord Grimcock September 11, 2007
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Homochrist

In the word of kvlt, the nemesis and antipole of the Most Austere One, the Necrowizard.

The Homochrist's lukewarm powers are constantly infiltrating and warping mortal affairs, tainting all that is grim and enticing humanity towards his own elemental gayness.

Kvlt lore prophesises that the Homochrist will rematerialise over Palestine late in the Fourth Vorn, shortly before the final battle with the forces of Kvlt. Proceeding from Norway, the Necrowizard will encounter the Homochrist at Varghnorghnaul, somewhere in the vicinity of Goole.

There the Necrowizard will ritually challenge his bitter rival to mortal kömbat. The Homochrist will decline out of principle, and immediately be cloven in half with the Sword of Xfonshjuahh'k.

A most morbific jubilation will follow among all true necrolytes at the breaking of the gay Fourth Vorn and the ushering-in of the Fifth or Forlorn Vorn of eternal terror and despair. This too will mark the reinversion of the uninverted crosses of P'thwaaangjhiuth and the billion-year reign of darkness that is the fondest wish of all true necrolytes.

HAIL THE NECROWIZARD.
You can't possibly be thinking of buying that Green Day CD? Those cunts are the arse-welkins of the Homochrist.
by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007
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SeekingMillionaire

If I was rich and worthy I wouldn't use a dating site. If I was beautiful and charming I wouldn't use a dating site. I can only assume there's a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich twats and foxy bitches out there, and that the rich twats are clueless enough to want to marry one of the other set despite there being nothing but cosmetic legal or social cred attached to marriage.
I found my husband on SeekingMillionaire, and I divorced him six months later. Mission accomplished.
by Lord Grimcock November 23, 2007
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puddle-jumper

British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.
The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
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hog's eye

The interface between the urethra and the outside world.
We got him to confess to Jill Dando's murder by forcing hot things up his hog's eye.
by Lord Grimcock November 24, 2007
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spazware

Incompetently produced software, or cheap software that is an inferior knockoff of a more successful line, for example Serif PagePlus. Not as bad as cuntware, but a waste of space nonetheless.
I waited months for Master of Orion 3 and all I got was this piece of fucking spazware.
by Lord Grimcock December 29, 2007
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