Lord Edgeware's definitions

Penguin

Penguin is something really good

That new iphone is fucking penguin

Have you been to that new bar - totally penguin

by Lord Edgeware December 12, 2018

meowalicious

A description for a hot woman who has an obsession

I know talks about cats a lot and sometimes dresses like a cat but I would fuck her, she is meowalicious

by Lord Edgeware October 2, 2021

Mowsculinity!

A form of lazy masculinity in the form of expecting women to tidy up half eaten pizzas and put up with cheap dates at Weatherspoons.

Can you believe that when he finally asked me on a date it was at the local Weatherspoon's pub on the All You Can Eat Curry Night. A classic example of Mowsculinity!

by Lord Edgeware August 26, 2025